Friday, February 12, 2010

Teacher and pappu

Teacher: Tum bade ho kar kya karoge

Pappu: Shadi..

Teacher: Nahi mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Pappu: Dulha !!

Tchr: ohhoo, I mean bade hokar hasil kya karoge??
Pappu: Dulhan..!! :)

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

Student- Bahu laaunga

Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?

Student: Pota

Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho......!!!!!

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