Golu and molu

Golu apni biwi ke sath ja raha tha ki Achanak use Molu mila jisko Police wale ne pakda hua tha..
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Golu: kya hua.. ??
Molu: Maine apni biwi ko maar daala..
Golu: kitni saja hogi..
Molu: 6 hafte..
Itna sunte hi Golu ne police wale ki gun cheen kar apni biwi ko goli maar di..
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Molu: Abe ye kya kiya tune...  pehle poori baat to sun leta..
me kah raha tha ki 6 hafte baad mujhe fansi ho jayegi....

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Train me safar

KHAKHI SAWANT Train me
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TC: Ticket.. ??
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Khakhi: Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai..
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TC: Jurmana lagega!
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Khakhi: kyu.. ??
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TC: Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho
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Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai...

Good news Bad news

Doctor : Mrs.Preeto, good news for you ! 
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Girl : What do u mean by Mrs. ? I'm Ms. Preeto. 
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Doctor: Ms. Preeto, bad news for you . 

Samajhe to karo like !! :)

Engineer's Thought on Work

Umar ki rah me Jajbat badal jate hai..
Waqt ki aandhi me halat badal jate hai..
sochta hu ki KAM kar kar ke record tod du..
kambakht salary dekhte hi khyalat badal jate hai..