Train me safar

KHAKHI SAWANT Train me
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TC: Ticket.. ??
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Khakhi: Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai..
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TC: Jurmana lagega!
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Khakhi: kyu.. ??
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TC: Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho
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Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai...

Engineer's Thought on Work

Umar ki rah me Jajbat badal jate hai..
Waqt ki aandhi me halat badal jate hai..
sochta hu ki KAM kar kar ke record tod du..
kambakht salary dekhte hi khyalat badal jate hai..

Student and master

Master Ji: Chal koi SHER suna..
Student:
Mota marta MOTI pe..
Bhooka marta ROTI pe..
Master ji ki do betiya...
lekin me marta CHHOTI pe.. :P

Doctor and nurse

Hu me DOCTOR jaha pe...
Meri biwi hai NURSE waha pe..
Haiiiii ye kaisa Julm sahna pad raha hai..
Mujhe apni BIWI ko SISTER kahna pad raha hai..!! 

Killer PJ

Qus- DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota h?

Nhi pata??
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Ans: Beauty parlor me jaha chudelo ko b pari bana diya jata.h!

Incredible India

"Incredible India :PM doesn't spk.Yeddy doesn't listen.Krunanidhi does'nt see.Mayawati doesn't care.Kalmadi doesn't remember.

Filmi Heroine

Ek din kisi heroine se milne producer aya..
Usne Ghar ke main hall me mataji ko paya..
jukh kar kiya namaste bola charan kaha hai lao..
paisa laya hu mataji baby ko jald bulao..

Mata ji boli..
kya bakta hai ullu ki dum, kya chadha rahi hai deshi.
beti ko bole mataji, najar chamgadag jaisi..
Bhauchakka ho gaya producer, bhed tab samajh aaya...
Bola sorry, makeup na tha isiliye pehchan na paya..

Kathni aur karni me antar

Golu aur padhai me thi bahut purani jung..
Golu ki jad buddhi se tha har master dang
Ek din master ne khunnas me daga ek sawal..
Kathni karni me antar ka do udaharn lal..
Golu ne apna dimag ka band pitara khola..
teacher ki or dekh kar sharmate hue bola..
Ji teacher ji is sawal ke ap hi hai jawab..
Kathni karni me antar ki sahi mishal hai aap..
Uniform me aane ka ham par hukm chalate ho..
Khud kapde badal badal kar hero ban kar aate ho...

Tera deedar

Jab Jab Hota hai tera deedar, Dil dharakta hai baar baar.........
Jab Jab Hota hai tera deedar, Dil dharakta hai baar baar.........

Kyonki adat se majboor ho tum, JAANE KAB MAANG LO UDHAAR........

woh subah ki thandak...

woh taulliye ki khushbu........

woh shampoo ki bottle.....

woh dhuley hue kapron ka sukoon..


tum kya jaano............

YE TO SIRF NAHANE WALE JAANTE HAI........

Funny Insult

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue..
Monkey like you should be kept in Zoo..

Don't feel so angry, you'll find me there too,
Not in cage, but outside laughing at you... :) :)