Golu and newton

Golu is Greater dan Newton
Check dis!
Newton:Wen v Throw A Ball in d Air,y Does It Come Down?
Golu-der Is Nobody In d Air 2 Catch D Ball.

Warning after eating fish

Warning.!
don't drink water after eating fish
b'coz


fish start swimming & causes gudgudi in stomach.
guddy guddy Night
 :-P ;-) :-) :-D

miss u doha

Kabir ka latest doha..
"Miss u Miss u sab kahe, par actually miss kare na koye!"
"Agar koi kisi ko really miss kare, to phir SMS band kyu hoye!!"

Navratri wishes

Lakshmi ka hath ho, Saraswati ka Sath ho, Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur Ma Durga ke ashirwad se apke jeevan me prakash hi prakash ho.
Happy Navratri.

Qoute

Amazing Quote:
"Kindness in words creates confidence.
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness.
Kindness in giving creates love.

Rakhsa Bandhan wishes

Chawal ki khushbu aur kesar ka singaar..
Bhaal tilak aur khusiyon ki bauchhar..
behno ka sath aur beshumar pyar..
Mubarak ho apko rakhi ka ye tyohar.

Happy Rakhsa Bandhan!!

Golu Molu

Golu (molu se): Tu khali pet kitne Kele kha sakta hai?
Molu: 5.
Golu: Haste hue, are pagle pahle Kele khane ke bad tu khali pet kaha raha? matlab tu sirf ek hi Kela kha sakta hai..

Molu ghar aakar, apni biwi se: tu khali pet kitne kele kha sakti hai..
Biwi: 3.
Molu: dhhat tere ki, tu yadi 5 bolti to mast joke sunata :)

Golu and molu

Golu apni biwi ke sath ja raha tha ki Achanak use Molu mila jisko Police wale ne pakda hua tha..
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Golu: kya hua.. ??
Molu: Maine apni biwi ko maar daala..
Golu: kitni saja hogi..
Molu: 6 hafte..
Itna sunte hi Golu ne police wale ki gun cheen kar apni biwi ko goli maar di..
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Molu: Abe ye kya kiya tune... pehle poori baat to sun leta..
me kah raha tha ki 6 hafte baad mujhe fansi ho jayegi....
:) :)

Train me safar

KHAKHI SAWANT Train me
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TC: Ticket.. ??
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Khakhi: Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai..
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TC: Jurmana lagega!
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Khakhi: kyu.. ??
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TC: Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho
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Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai...

Good news Bad news

Doctor : Mrs.Preeto, good news for you ! 
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Girl : What do u mean by Mrs. ? I'm Ms. Preeto. 
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Doctor: Ms. Preeto, bad news for you . 

Samajhe to karo like !! :)

Engineer's Thought on Work

Umar ki rah me Jajbat badal jate hai..
Waqt ki aandhi me halat badal jate hai..
sochta hu ki KAM kar kar ke record tod du..
kambakht salary dekhte hi khyalat badal jate hai..

Is Dil se apko bhula nhi sakte

Is Dil se apko bhula nhi sakte,
Aisa kyu hai ye bata nahi sakte,
Mushkil to ye hai ki aap yakeen nahi krte,
Aur afsos.. hum yakeen dila nhi skte..

Meri ek dost häi

Meri ek dost h,
aap ke bare m poochh rhi thi..
maine use aapka no. de diya hai..
wo aapse milne ayegi us ka naam hai..
"SMILE" think aa gyi

LOVE ke Raste Me

LOVE ke Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega.
LOVE Ke Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega.
Meri Mano,
Isi Raste Per "MEDICAL STORE" Khol Lo, Mast Chalega..

Pappu in English class

Pappu in English Class: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night
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Madam (Correcting): No No.. Beta, "I Slept With Dad Last Night"
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Pappu: "Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hogi". :P

Jindagi raj hai

Jindagi raj hai to raj rhne do.
Agar koi yetraj hai to yetraj rhne do.
Par agar Aapka dil kahe hmse bat krne ko to dil se ye mat kahna ki Aaj rhne do

kuchh raz hai

Kuch raz hain.. jo btaye nhi jate
kuch aansu hain jo giraye nhi jate
Hum badnaseeb hain jo yad nhi aate
wo khush naseeb hain jo bhulaye nhi jate.

Student and master

Master Ji: Chal koi SHER suna..
Student:
Mota marta MOTI pe..
Bhooka marta ROTI pe..
Master ji ki do betiya...
lekin me marta CHHOTI pe.. :P