PJ

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.One

day a young girl, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the young girl came under the bus and died on

the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station,who in

turn took him to the court.

The judge gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in

the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the

room.

The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was

given

to him. But to everyone's amazement,

he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his

profession.

After a few months, this time, a middle aged woman tried to board the

bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately, the

middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.

Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took

him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him

capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution

chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a

single

banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and

high

voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's

amazement, he survived.

A couple of months later,

an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus

conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus.

Unfortunately the

elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor

was then to the court, to the same judge.

Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record

the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber

where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single

banana

peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high

voltage

current was given to him.

This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

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..The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died

instantly the third time??

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tired ???....

ok........ there is the Answer............

During the first two times,

the conductor was a Bad Conductor,

therefore electricity didn't pass through him.

But during the third time, he was a good conductor ,

so electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on

Electricity ???

OK, OK....Relax.....No violence please...courageous readers!!!!