Funny Marriage one liners

• Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
• My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
• successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
•  It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
• There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!