Funny One Liners!!! ;)

• Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
• Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
• You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
• Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
• Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
• Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
• They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.