Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Doctor and nurse

Hu me DOCTOR jaha pe...
Meri biwi hai NURSE waha pe..
Haiiiii ye kaisa Julm sahna pad raha hai..
Mujhe apni BIWI ko SISTER kahna pad raha hai..!! 

Friday, November 23, 2012

Golu and sooraj

Golu ne ek bar majak majak me vrat rakh liya..

Golu( biwi se): dekho bhagyawan, suraj dooba ki nahi?

Biwi: Nahi

Thodi der bad ...
Golu: dkho suraj dooba ki nhai
Biwi: nahi

Golu: Lagta hai ye suraj mujhe sath lekar hi doobega :P

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Patni ki khoobsurati


Patni( Kitchen se): Aji sunte ho..
Pati: Bolo kya hua?

Patni: Lagta hai me ajkal Khoobsurat hoti ja rahi hu..
Pati: Tumhe kaise pata?

Patni: Aajkal na.. rotiyan bhi meri khoobsurati dekhkar jal jati hai.. :)

Maths

एक लड़का एक लड़की को गणित सिखा रहा था। पहले उसने लड़की के गाल पर किस किया और फिर उसी गाल पर किस करके बोला इसे कहते हैं जमा।

फिर लड़की ने लड़के को किस किया। लड़का बोला इसे कहते हैं घटा।

फिर लड़के और लड़की ने एक दूसरे को किस किया और बोला इसे कहते हैं गुणा करना।

इतने में लड़की के पिताजी आ गए और लड़के की पिटाई करके बोले इसे कहते है “विभाजन”.....

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Red signal


Hawaldar: Tumne RED signal nahi dekha?
Car driver: Red signal to dekha.. lekin apko nahi dekha tha :)

Import and export

Teacher: Import aur export ka ek example do..

Student: Sonia Gandhi & Sania Mirja..

Golu ki ajib stithi

Golu Singh ki Biwi ko shadi ke 3 mahine bad hi bachcha paida ho gaya..

Golu: Yeh 3 mahine me bachcha kaise ho gaya?

Biwi: Apki shadi ko kitne mahine hue?
Golu: 3

Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko kitne hue?
Golu: 3

Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne mahine me hua?
Golu: 3

Biwi: To total 9 mahine ho gaye na..
Golu: Oye yar, mene to socha hi nhai... Kitna lamba time ho gaya hamari shadi ko :P


Saturday, November 17, 2012

Dosti ke liye aap

Aankho ne chupke se ek sapna bun liya.
Khamoshi me bhi humne sab kuchh sun liya.
Jindgi ne ek mauka diya to bas ! Humne dosti ke liye apko chun liya

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Do Dost

Do friend apas me bat kar rahe the .
Pehla Dost: Yar, Jb bhi me bahar se ghar jata hu.. to meri wife mujhe Kiss karne se nahi chookti...

Doosra dost: Tu is dhoke me mat rah ki wo tujhe bahut pyar karti hai... WO to Perfume ya lipstick ki smell check karti hai :)

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Golu after MBBS

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said:
"Oye, hoye.. Torch is okay"

Friday, August 31, 2012

Calculator

Molu: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Golu: Ullu ke patthe..  gadhe..  idiot.. naalaayak..  besharam.. tujhe kuch nahi aathaa?
Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa.. 

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Golu in Court


Judge: Don't U have shame? It is the 3rd time U R coming to court.
Golu to judge: U R coming daily, so don't U have shame?

Lunch Box

Why Santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Pj hi PJ

Pappu ki item paidaish gawaar
hai,
.
.
Sab par dish sawaar hai, dish
sawaar
hai,dish sawaar hai.
.
.
1 aur ho jaaye
Apne gammo ko dil me daba lo,
.
.
Naya GODREJ POWDER HAIR
COLOUR,Bas
kaato gholo aur lagalo.

Friday, July 27, 2012

CID PJ

One more
Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
.
.
Oh my god,sir yeh toh mar chuka
hai.
.
.
C.I.D's One
Fredricks ke sir par 50000 ka loan
hai,
.
.
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID waali
shaayari banata kaun hai.

Killer PJ

Agar tabiyat kharaab hai to
dhundo koi
chemist,
.
.
My name is Khan and I'm not a
terrorist. .
.
Ek aur...
Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paaro,
.
.
ACP bola,"Fredricksk ghar ka kona-
kona
chaan maaro. .

killer PJ

Atma chhod gayi jism purana,
.
.
Didi tera Devar Deewana...













Blood donate karne ke pehle
hamesha
group janchna,
.
.
Basanti inn kutto ke samne mat
nachna.







Yasomati maiyya se bole nandlala,
.
.
Tata Sky laga dala toh life
jhingalala. .

Dost ne pucha exam me

Dost ne pucha exam me "5th ans.
Batao",
.
.
Maine kaha Melody khao khud
jaan jao.

Arj kiya hai

Arz kiya hai..
Mountain Dew peene se udd jaata
hai
fear,
.
.
Basically ur concepts r not clear.
Wah...wah

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Dosti

Ban k sitara jagmgate rehna,
Har khushi apne hontho pe sajate rehna,

Dosti k liye 2 kaam jaruri hai,
1 yaad karte rehna aur 1 yaad aate rahna...

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Arj kiya hai

Arz kiya hai..
Aankhon mein nami thi..
Shayad vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah  

Jis se raat bhar Chating ki..
Woh  Girlfriend nahi uski mumy thi.
Wah! Wah!

Qoutes

When Your Cup Is Overflowing,
Do Not Start Drinking From Your Saucer.
Share It With Others.
Whether Its Wealth, Happiness Or Knowledge. 

Monday, July 2, 2012

Killer PJ

Qus- DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota h?

Nhi pata??
..
..

Ans: Beauty parlor me jaha chudelo ko b pari bana diya jata.h!

Ek dua

Rahe salamat zindagi unki,
Jo meri khushi ki faryad karte h.

A khuda unhe 100 janam ki sans dena  
jo 1 lamha b mujhe yaad karne me barbad karte hai..

dost

Yaadon se zindgi khubsurat rahegi,
Nigahon me har pal ye surat rahegi.
Koi cheez na le sakegi kabhi aapki jagah,
Is DIL ko humesa aapki jarurat rahegi. 

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Dosti .. ek mala

Dosti 5 motiyon ki khoobsurt mala h..

1.pyar,
2.qurbani,
3.Wafadari,
4.aitbar,
5.yaad,

agar is mala se 1 bhi moti gir jaye to mala toot jati hai...

Saturday, June 30, 2012

shayri

Kash Phir Milne Ki Wo Waja Mil Jaye
 Sath Jo Bitaya Wo Pal Mil Jye

Chalo Aap Apni Aankhe Band karlo
Kya Pata Khwabo Me Guzra Huwa Kal Mil Jae.

Friday, June 29, 2012

Aapki dosti

Khusiyon pr fizaon ka phera hai,
na jane kis ummid pr dil thahera hai,
humari aankho se jhalakte dard ki kasam, 
aapki dosti ka rishta pyar se bhi gahera hai.

TAJMAHAL KE KUCH ANJANE AUR DARDNAK SACH

"TAJMAHAL KE KUCH ANJANE AUR DARDNAK SACH"

1. Mumtaz  Shahjahan ki 7 biviyon me se 4th biwi thi.

2. Shahjahan ne mumtaj se shadi karne ke liye uske pehle husband ko maar diya tha.

3. Mumtaj ki maut uski 14th delivery ke karan hui.

4. Uske baad shahjaha ne mumtaj ki bahan se shadi kar li thi.

5. Tajmahal banane wale sare karigaron ke shahjaha ne berehami se haath katwa diye the.

Kya ab bhi aapko lagta hai ki Tajmahal sacche pyaar ki nishani hai?

Tajmahal sirf bhartiya kala ka ek ajooba hai.  Khud socho aur share karke dusron ko bhi sochne pe mazboor kardo. It's 100% true.

Why Do We Drink Water

Why Do We Drink Water?
 . . . . . . . . . . .
 . . . . . . . . . . .

Bcoz We Can't Eat Water!!

No Claps Plz..!

 I Know I'm Genius From Childhood. :-P :-D \;-):-P

BEDARD MSG

BEDARD MSG-

Bas itna hi kaha tha ki tere pyar me  "Barso se pyasa hu sanam"  

Fir kya tha?  

Zalim ne Pani ka pipe muh me daalkar Motor chala dia :-) :-P

White and Black cat


White cat pani m gir gyi to paas baithi black cat kya bolegi?
socho
socho??

Scientist ki tarah mat socho

Wo myau myau hi bolegi..

Thums Up


Santa-Ye Thums-up Walo Ne Preshan kr Rakha h.
Banta-Q?
Santa-Yar Wife Roz Rat Ko Thodi Si Thums Up Pila Kr Zid krti hai.... "Chalo Aaj Kuch Tufani Krte he."

Related Posts with Thumbnails