Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes
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