Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New year


Like birds, let us,
leave behind what we don't need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010








 Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will have all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010.




Fill your life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,

Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,

And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear.

Wishing u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR
















12 Months happiness,
52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter,
8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy,
31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a
Happy New Year


Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,

Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,

Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,

Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!








Happy New year

Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR

Happy New year

Angelina Jolie
Tom Cruise
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
Katrina Kaif
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year

Beginning of New Year

Beauty....
Freshness.. ..
Dreams....
Truth....
Imagination....
Feeling.....
Faith.....
Trust.....
Love....
This is begining of a new year!

Happy New year

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year

dosti

dosti pehli baarish ki boondon main hai
dosti khilte phoolon ki khushboo main hai
dosti dhalte sooraj ki kirano main hai
dosti har naye din ki umeed hai
dosti khwaab hai,dosti jeet hai
dosti pyaar hai,dosti geet hai
dosti do jahano ka sangeet hai
dosti hai khushi,dosti zindagi
dosti sang chalty hawaon main hai
dosti in barasti ghataon main hai
dosti doston ki wafaon main hai
haath uttha kay jo maangi gayi hai dua
dosti ka asar in duaon main hai....!!!

Monday, December 28, 2009

If you donot succeed at first


If you donot succeed at first, ... Well, so much for sky diving.
If you donot succeed at first...don’t try again, she is expecting it.
If you donot succeed at first, ...fix the blame, Quick!
If you donot succeed at first, ... you are about average.
If you donot succeed at first, ... blame it on your secretary!
If you donot succeed at first, ... well, get on with your life.
If you donot succeed at first ... failure may be your style
If we donot succeed ... we run the risk of failure.
-- Dan Quayle

You can't fool

You can't fool all the people all the time, quite a few are busy fooling you.
You can fool all the people some time & some of the people all the time, but you can't fool your wife
You can fool some of the people and some of the time and that is enough dough.
You can fool all the people part of the time - And that is enough.
-- Edgar Lee Masters

Behind every successful Man


Behind every successful man stands a woman telling him that he is not so hot.
Behind every successful man stands a woman telling him to put everything in her name.
Behind every successful man stands his amazed mother -in- law.
Behind every successful man there is always a fellow who went to school with him.

Learning: Imagine United world

Imagine there's no countries, it is n’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for, And no religion too...
 
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us, And the world will be as one.

By: John Lennon, 1971 

What is life: some one liners

Life lies in Love, Laughter, Liberty and Learning..
Some tasty mints of Life:

                                                      Life
Life is full of ups and downs, like getting up every morning and getting down to work.

                                                     laughter
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone!

                                                       love
Love is blind, marriage is the eye opener - a hard lesson in life!

                                                     liberty
Liberty is imagination's most precious possession.

                                                     learning
Life is only understood backwards but it must be lived forward.

On the road of life,

- paradox is your path and pattern is your map.
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Knowing something is knowledge and using it is wisdom.
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Reference: Sweet life: Nice page on poems, parodies, and one liners about life


Friday, December 25, 2009

Full form of Mummy

What is full form of mummy:
M: Ma
U: U live
M: Many
M: more
Y: years

So Love your MUMMY to the most....

Sardar Virus

Dear Reciever,
I am a sardar virus.
Im not so advanced so please delete all your data by yourself and
also help me 2 spread by sending all..
Thanking you...

Foreign language

A mouse was going with his kids...
A CAT jumped infront of them...
Mouse shouted BHOW BHOW and CAT ran away..
Mouse: Thats the advantage of learning foreign Language.. :)



mere pas maa hai....

Now finally after almost 30 yrs Amitabh can finally answer...SHASHI KAPOOR
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Agar tumhare pas MAA hai toh mere pas PAA hai...


Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Santa as lawyer

Qatil: try karna ki mujhe fansi ke bajay umar kaid hi ho...
Santa lawyer : Ok thik hai aisa hi hoga..

After Court trial....
Qatil: Kya hua..
Santa: Bahut muskil se umar kaid mili... Court to tumhe riha kar rahi thi...

Sardar and truck

EK truck doosre truck ko khich ke le ja raha tha... Yeh dekhkar sardar hasin se lotpot ho gaya...

Aur bola ki.. 1 Rassi ko le jane ke liye do-do truck//....
:)
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Friday, December 18, 2009

World sorry saying Day

Since it's World sorry saying Day !!!










So If ever I have said anything to you,  If I have hurt you...
Or
If my mails are disturbing you or irritating you...
So seriously I just wanna to say these Three Words to you...
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I WILL CONTINUE....

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

sitare

Sab kehte hai achhe log mar kar sitare ban jate hai,
Magar hum kehte hai, Achhe sitare toot kar,
Aap jaise dost ban kar is dunya mai aate hai
aur hum jaise dosto ke dil mai bus jaaate hai

khuda ki rahmat

Zikr hua jab khuda ki rahmato ka,
Hamne khud ko sabse khushnasib paya,
Tamanna thi ik pyare se dost ki,
khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya

aap jaisa pyaara

tum jaise dosto se pyare koi ho nahi sakta
Jaisa hai rishta humaara dusra koi nahi.
Chahe saari duniya me dhoond lo...
Puri kaynaat me aap jaisa pyaara koi nahi.

Tumhe Keh Nahi Sakte

Zubaan Se Tumhe Keh Nahi Sakte,
Isliye Humesha Khuda Se Fariyaad Karte Hai,,
Jab Bhi Tumhara Dil Zor Se Dhadke,
Samajh Lena Hum Tumhe Dil Se Yaad Karte Hai,

dosti ka rishta

Na chupana koi bat Dil me ho agar,
rakna thoda bharosa tum mujpar,
hum nibhaege dosti ka rishta is kadar,
ki bhulane par bi na bhula paoge hume zindgi bhar

Teri dosti

Teri dosti meri pehchan hai,
teri khushi meri jaan hai,
kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi,
bas itna samajh le ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai.

Zindagi ek

Zindagi ek Gift hai, (Qabool kijye)
Zindadi ek Ehsaas hai, (Mehsoos kijye)
Zindagi ek Dard hai, (Bant lijye)
Zindagi ek Aansu hai, (Pee lijye)
Zindagi ek Pyaas hai, (Pyaar dijye)
Zindagi ek Judai hai, (Sabar kijye)
Zindagi ek Milan hai, (Muskura lijye)
Zindagi aakhir Zindagi hai, (Jee lijye)

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.

Unka muskarana

Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,

Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh

Heer aur Ranjha

Ek hi tamanna hai is fakir ke paas'
Meri taswir lagaana apni taswir ke paas'

Jab log dekhe use to ye kahe 'dekho..
Raanjha kaise baitha hai apni Heer ke paas

Teri tasweer

Ek takdir si najar aati hai,
Ek janjir si najar aati hai

Aakhir kitaab me padhe bhi to kya padhe,
Her panne pe teri tasveer nazar aati hai

Kuchh Nasha

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,

Humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

Pathan in ship

Ek bar 300 Pathan ship main travel kar rahe tahe,
Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.

Kaise?
Nothing serious.

Ship bich main kharab hogai.
To dhakka dene niche utar gaye

Sardar in ladies toilet

Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet, all ladies suddenly stand up!

Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai, Betho Betho

Hathi aur chinti ki shadi

Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli "wah re mohabbat"
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila

Husband & Wife


Husband:Generally the people who are stupid and fool get good,loving and beautiful wife.
wife: o!dear please stop praising me

Begging

Beggar:Do you know i am an author and i have written the book called "A MILLION WAY TO EARN".
Chintu: Then why are you begging?
Beggar:Because it is the easiest way among all of them.


Santa Goes 2 Petrol Pump.............

He Reads The Notice: DON'T USE MOBILE HERE

Santa Calls to everyone & Says DON'T CALL ME I'm In A Petrol Pump
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Santa :Define girl friend
Banta:Arey yaar girlfriend woh hoti hai jo ladke ko tok tok kar uski saari aadatein badal deti hai aur yeh keh kar chod deti hai ki"tum aab badal gaye ho".
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Santa : arey why does your wife calls you by "AG".
Banta:She loves me very much so she never insult me in public .so she calls me AG.......meaning Arey GADHA...

Driver

Santa and Banta Singhs landed up in Bombay and got into a doubledecker.
Santa somehow managed to get a bottom seat in the bus. Unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. When the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to look up Banta, found Banta in badly scared, clutching the seats in front with both hands.
Santa asked, "Arre Banta! What's going on? Why so scared?
I was enjoying my ride down there? Scared Banta replied, "Yeah, but you've got a *driver*.

Clock Tower

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

Rubi and Moti, and Sardarji

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands, "Rubi!"
"Woof!" (barking sound ) "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!

Chinese

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "
Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

Donkey

Having lost his donkey Sardarji, got down
to his knees and thanked God.
A passerby saw this and asked,
"Your donkey is missing. What are you thanking God for?"
Sardarji replied, "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that
I wasn't riding the donkey at that time,
otherwise I would have been missing too."

20 rupees

Sardarji is travelling by train.
He feels sleepy, so he gives the guy opposite 20 rupees to wake him up when his station comes.
This guy is a barber. He feels that for 20 rupees Sardarji deserves more.
So, when Sardarji falls asleep, the barber quietly shaves off his beard.
When the station arrives, he wakes up Sardarji and sends him home.
Reaching home, he goes to wash his face, and suddenly screams when he sees the mirror.
Sardarni asks, "What's the matter?"
"The cheat on the train takes my 20 rupees and wakes up someone else!"

Apple and Banana



Apple is crying.

Banana:why are you crying?

Apple:All of them cut and eat me.

Banana:You are so lucky than me because all of them remove my dress and eat me.

Apple:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man and God

Man:what is million years to You?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar to You?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second..

sharabi's eyes

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai

Frog

Man :Name the animal which live in water and land
Boy :Simple 'Frog'
Man :Now name such 4 animals
Boy :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister

sardar specials


Marathon Race
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar
 
13th Floor
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Phone Book
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library
and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story
whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who
took our phone book."


Cows Don't Fly
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to
observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird
dropped a load when it was directly over him. The
Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."


Dark Room
Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to
give him all their burnt out light bulbs? He just
bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.

Girlfriends

Maths Teacher : If you have 12 choclates and you

give 5 to priya ,
3 to Anitha and
4 to kavitha
then what will u get????

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Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam!

Santa Banta


Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired using cell phones and for a change
decided to use really ancient methods of communication.
They decided to use pigeons to send messages.

So they went and bought expensive carrier pigeons from the Jama Masjid market in old Delhi and found to their joy that the pigeons indeed could be trained and the birds very easily learnt to return directly to their respective homes. And so this scheme worked very fine.

One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reaches to Banta it is with out message.

Banta picked his mobile and asked Santa "What is this joke? The pigeon is without any message!!!"

Santa said "Oye khotey, this was a missed call."

Doctor and Patient

PATIENT: (on phone) I am feeling sick. When can I come and see you?
DOCTOR: How about next week.
PATIENT: And if I die by that time?
DOCTOR: Then you can always cancel the appointment.

Santa

Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Santa: H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Santa: This is Corporation Water! 

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Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Santa:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!
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An English man and Santa
met while going to the toilet.
English man: good morning, how do u do?
Santa: usually we remove underwear and then do, And how do u do?
 

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Santa was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote: Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers..!

Santa singh MBBS

Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

sardar specials

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!

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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... 

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Sardarji Was Sitting In A Park, Then One Man Ask Him,

Are You Relaxing ?. Sardar Said No I Am Manjith Sing

  

sardar and password

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

sardarni

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange; he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"

sardar and girl

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card

sardar specials

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it...

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR


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Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

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A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM’’.
 

Sardar and essay

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

sardar and key

Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr:What were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key

sardar specials

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is the 3rd time u are coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U are coming daily, don't U have shame? 

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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!  


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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange color, but color of Apple is not APPLE color. 



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 Why does a Sardar open his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just to confirm whether he is going to office or coming back from the office.... 


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Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing Yaar, we have to watch TV in candle light. 


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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All were born on government holidays...! !! 

  






Sardar and Bombay

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "Be silent." Sardar: "Ok... Ombay, Ombay"

sadar and miss

Sardar: Miss, Did u call on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".

Sardar and teacher

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Deaf girl and sardar

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told that I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Sardar and swimming pool

Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled.
When asked, he said,
"Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.

Sardar's Bill

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL, my MOBILE BILL..

oxygen

Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing .It was discovered in 1773.
Boy:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehle Paida hota to mar hi jata

Time of study

Lincoln studied under street light.

Mozart composed music in candle light.

Galileo inverted things in the oil lamp.

But one question.

What were these guys doing at the day time?

If doctors made bollywood movies...


the names of movies if doctors made it :

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

Interview


Interviewer: Let me check your word Power...
PopatRao : Ok Sir ......
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good.
PopatRao: hmmmm..... Bad
Interviewer : Come
PopatRao: Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
PopatRao: Pichlli.
Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?
PopatRao: UGLYYYYYYYYY..
Interviewer : Shut Up.
PopatRao: Keep Talking.
Interviewer Ok now stop these all..
PopatRao: now carry on this all
Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa
PopatRao:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh
Interviewer :Areeee yaaar
PopatRao: areeee dushmannnnnn
Interviewer : Get Out.
PopatRao: Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
PopatRao : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
PopatRao: I m selected...Thank u thank u sir

Friday, December 4, 2009

Kismat

Zindagi ek phool jo khil ke murja gaya…
Dil wo sheesha jo toot kar chuur ho chukha…
Soch ek nadhi jo beh chale door……
Nazar ek lehar jo shil tak na pohnch payee…
Dil ne aise chot kayee…………
Kuch samaj na ayee………
Ye kaise kismat hum ne payee…..

Pati aur patni

Pathan Apni Bibi Se Naraaz Hogya
aur Apni BV au Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia!
usne Apni KanPatti Par Gun Rakhi
aur Bv Ko Bola: ‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai!! :)

Sardar and american

American to Sardaji: Hamaray country main 90% shadiyan Email se hoti hain
Sardarji: kamal hai hamaray desh main 100% shadiyan Female se hoti hain

Itna bhi na kiya jaye...

Jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi kay piya na jaye,
Zindigi main dard hai magar itna bhi nahi ke jiya na jaye, 
Sms ka charge hai magar, Itna bhi nahi ki kia na jaye...

sardar aur motor

Ek sardar ji ka Electric Engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
Interviewer: Electric motor kaisay chalti hai?
Sardar ji: TorrRrrRrrRrrrrRrrr TorrrRrrrrrrr

Kanjoosi

Sitam sehnay ki hadh hoti hai,
Paas na aane ki hadh hoti hai,
Ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai,
Aik sms to kar day zalim,
Kanjoosi ki bhi hadh hoti hai.

Sardar aur Computer

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. 
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

Sardar and Lottery

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, “Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,
"Oye Khote de putar ek vari ticket to le ley”

Sardar and Interview

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ? Sardar- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

chhatri mein chhed

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

How to identify a SARDAR JI in class

How to identify a SARDAR JI in class? Simple... Just look who is erasing his notes, When the teacher is cleaning the board!!!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Ideal match

Na wo farishta ho na farishte jaisi ho,
Mujhe talash hai uski jo mere jaisi ho,
Mere DIL ko pehchanti ho bas kafi hai,
Wo koi bhi ho, kahi bhi ho, kaisi bhi ho

Woh sirf meri ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhti ho,
Umar bhar saath chalne ka irada rakhti ho,

Jo khawaab dene ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko,
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sake woh aisi ho..!!!

A Wednesday--- Rephrased for a Software Engineer

***All of you who have seen the movie ‘A Wednesday’... ***

Commissioner Rathore : kaun ho tum..??? kya pehcan hai tumhari ?

Unkonwn Caller : Kaun hoon mein...mein vo hu jo aaj commintment karne se darta hai, Mein vo hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha, ye soch ke kahin ghar wale pehchanne se inkar na kar de...

mein vo hoon jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se na nikal de..

mein vo hoon jiski girlfriend usse friday ko dus bar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? " mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi, rathore saab... balki vo ye jaanaa chahti hai ki... kahin hamesha ki tarah end moment pe boss ke bulane pe mein saturday ki date cancel to nahi kar raha...

mein vo hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. vo bhi time mil jae to...

mein vo hoon jo aksar phasta hain kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mey phasta hai , kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal mey phasta hai, kabhi boss aur client ke bawaal mey fasta hai.

Project aur office ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne rathore saab... us bheed mein se koi bhi chehra chun lijie.. mein vo hoon.. I'm the same old ..*STUPID ENGINEER*.... [:-)] [;)]  [:)]

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

SMS

Is ulajhte hue rishte ko koi roop dedo,
Ek khilte hue gulab ko thodi dhup dedo,
Zinda hai hum isliye sms karte hai,
Aap to apne zinda hone ka sabut dedo.

Unki julfen

Baith kar unki julfon k saye me,
swarg jaisa anand aaya,
kambakhat uske baap ne dekh liya,
shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya.

Exam

Likho to exam kuch aisa likho ki,
Kalam bhi rone pe majbur hojaye,
Har lafj me dard bhar do itna ki,
Examinar bhi 35 marks dene par majbur ho jaye.....

msg na karke

Msg na karke dil tod diya mera,
ab mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puchhe rog kya tha,
to nazre jhuka k apni Kanjusi bata dena.

Tum hi Tum

Fizaon me tum,
Hawaaon me tum,
Baharon me rum,
Ghaton me tum,
Dhoop me tum,
Chhaon me tum,
Sach suna tha....
Buri AATMA ka koi thikana nahi hota.

Muskurana

Mushkurana har ladki ki adaa hai,
Gaur farmana, Mushkurana har ladki ki adaa hai,
Use jo mohabbat samjh le, wo sabse bada gadha hai.
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