Santa: H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Santa: This is Corporation Water!
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Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Santa:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!
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An English man and Santamet while going to the toilet.
English man: good morning, how do u do?
Santa: usually we remove underwear and then do, And how do u do?
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Santa was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote: Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers..!
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