Thursday, December 10, 2009

Santa Goes 2 Petrol Pump.............

He Reads The Notice: DON'T USE MOBILE HERE

Santa Calls to everyone & Says DON'T CALL ME I'm In A Petrol Pump
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Santa :Define girl friend
Banta:Arey yaar girlfriend woh hoti hai jo ladke ko tok tok kar uski saari aadatein badal deti hai aur yeh keh kar chod deti hai ki"tum aab badal gaye ho".
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Santa : arey why does your wife calls you by "AG".
Banta:She loves me very much so she never insult me in public .so she calls me AG.......meaning Arey GADHA...

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