Sardar to judge: U are coming daily, don't U have shame?
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange color, but color of Apple is not APPLE color.
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Why does a Sardar open his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just to confirm whether he is going to office or coming back from the office....
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Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing Yaar, we have to watch TV in candle light.
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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All were born on government holidays...! !!
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