Biwi ne bacha liya

Golu: Yar kal meri bus mein jeb kat gayi.... lekin meri biwi ne mujhe lutne se bacha liya..
Molu: Kyu, kya bhabhi ne jeb katre ko daboch liya..!!
Golu: Are nahi yar.. usne subah hi purse se sare paise nikal liye the.. !!