Friday, February 12, 2010

PJ

Ae mere desh ke sachche veeron!!
Ae mere desh ke sachche veeron!!
"1/X" is not defined when "X" is equal to zero!!

dost kabhi bewafa nahi hota

Dil se Dil zuda nahi hota, wo kisi aur par fida nahi hota,

Pyar se bara to dosti ka rista hai, kyonki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hota..

Pata nahi is desh ka kya hoga..

gandhiji chale gaye, nehruji bhi chale gaye..
Bhagat singh bhi nahin rahe,
meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi rahti.
Pata nahi is desh ka kya hoga..

God and pappu


God 2 Pappu: Kya chahiye?
Pappu:  Paiso se bhara bag,job,  & 1 badi si gadi Jisme khub sari ladkiya ho..
God:  Tathastu..
Aaj Pappu grls college bus mein conductor hai..

shayri


Beh na saki wo askon ki dhara jo aankhon se behni thi..

Chaha tha uska pallu pakad ke roye, Par kambakht ne us din

Jenas T shirt pehni thi...

Gaon mein filmwale


Beti:Maa ,Gaon mein filmwale aye hain..

Maa: Andar aaja..Inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai..

Beti: Maa abhishek or John aaye hain..

Maa: to apne bhai ko bhi andar le aa..

Teacher and pappu

Teacher: Tum bade ho kar kya karoge

Pappu: Shadi..

Teacher: Nahi mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Pappu: Dulha !!

Tchr: ohhoo, I mean bade hokar hasil kya karoge??
Pappu: Dulhan..!! :)

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

Student- Bahu laaunga

Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?

Student: Pota

Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho......!!!!!

EK GF chahiye


bhakt: GOD, mein papi hu..mujhe dard de dukh de mujhe barbad kar de..

Tension de mera jina haram kar de..

GOD: Bevakuf, Ek line mein boltujhe gorlfriend chahiye..

What is SMS


What is SMS?
S-Sala M-Muft ka S-Sirdard
na kro to log sochte hai
kanjoos aur agar karo to
sochte hain khali baitha hai..
kuchh kam nahi hai..
Kare to kya kare...

Khuda na kare


khuda na kare apko koi gum mile...
khushiya aur hasi apko sada mile..
Jab bhi gum apki taraf aye..
Khuda kare raste mein use hum mile..

Funny Definitions in today's world


Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes

Killer PJ

How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost???? Think....... . . its 1/3(pi*r*r*h) do u know why............. . . . . . . b'coz he repeatively says,"mein CONE hun???"

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Kash tum bakri hote!!

Kash tum bakri hote!! Mein tumhe ghaas khilata aur pyar se tumhara seeng hilata... aur poochhta pagal kaun ? tum ya mein.. aur tum pyar se bolte... Mein mein mein....

Murga Murgi


Murga: I Love you..
Murgi: Hahaha
Murga: Mein tere liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu..
Murgi: Really..
Murga: Yes sachhi...
Murgi: Chal anda de ke dikha..

Friday, February 5, 2010

Friend in different languages

Friend in different languages:
Iranian - Dost
German - FREUND
Hrebew - CHAVER
French -AMI
Dutch - VREND
Mexican -AMIGO
For me : Only You..

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