Pappu in English class

Pappu in English Class: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night
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Madam (Correcting): No No.. Beta, "I Slept With Dad Last Night"
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Pappu: "Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hogi". :P

Jindagi raj hai

Jindagi raj hai to raj rhne do.
Agar koi yetraj hai to yetraj rhne do.
Par agar Aapka dil kahe hmse bat krne ko to dil se ye mat kahna ki Aaj rhne do

kuchh raz hai

Kuch raz hain.. jo btaye nhi jate
kuch aansu hain jo giraye nhi jate
Hum badnaseeb hain jo yad nhi aate
wo khush naseeb hain jo bhulaye nhi jate.

Student and master

Master Ji: Chal koi SHER suna..
Student:
Mota marta MOTI pe..
Bhooka marta ROTI pe..
Master ji ki do betiya...
lekin me marta CHHOTI pe.. :P