Daru chhuda dijiye

शराबी : हे भगवान! क्या आप मेरी दारू छुड़वा सकते हो?
भगवान : हां-हां, क्यों नहीं!
शराबी : तो थाने में पुलिस ने मेरी पांच बोतलें जब्त कर रखी हैं, आप उन्हें छुडा दीजिए

Mistakes on a resume

Note: Please don't misinterpret my 14 jobs as "job-hopping". I have never quit a job.

Reasons for leaving the last Job:
"Responsibility makes me nervous."
"The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers."

Speacial Request:
 "Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."

"My goal is to be a aerospace scientist. But since I have no training in aerospace, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."

Only GOD can understand us !!!!!!!!

Swarg k dwar pe 3 log khade the....

God : Sirf 1 hi andar ja sakta hai....

1st : Main Brahmin hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera hak hai.... Bhagwan Kuch Nahi bole

2nd : Main Doctor hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg pe mera haq hai..... Bhagwan Kuch Nahi bole

3rd : Main sari umar Private Company mein kam kiya hai.... .......

Bhagwan Bole :Bus......... aage kuch mat bol.... Rulaayega kya pagle..? Andar aa ja......... Tere forwarded mails, follow-ups, promotion nahi milne ka wo 6 saal, month end, quarter end, year ends me woh night shifts, data nahi milne se doosra departments se panga, CTC se zaada deductions, raat me ghar jane ka lafda , family ko na time dene ki frustrations, boss se meetings, delivery dates, week ends mein kaam etc etc. mere ko senti kar diya re..aja jaldi andar aja.....

Similarity

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"


Golu: "All are born on government holidays...!!!