Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se

Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,

Khuda bachaye hume in hasino se,

Lekin in hasino ko kaun bachayega..

hum KAMINO Se  :) Wah wah!!

Santa

Santa office jane k liye car nikalne jata he to dekhta he...
Ek kutta car k niche so rha tha...

To kutte ko zor se bahar kheecha Aur Bola : "Bahar nikal sale .Bada aaya..
'AUTOMOBILE ENGINEER..'"

Khane mein kya banaye

Pati- Aaj khaane mei kya banaogi ?
Bivi- Jo tum kaho.

Pati- Daal-chawal bana lo.
Bivi- Abhi kal hi to khaye the....
...
Pati- To Sabji bana lo.
Bivi- Bacche nahi khate.

Pati- Fir keema.
Bivi- Mujhe allergy hai.

Pati- Paranthe ?
Bivi- Raat ko paranthe kaun khata hai ?

Pati- Kadhi ?
Bivi- Dahi nahi hai.

Pati- Fir kya banaogi ?
Bivi- Jo tum kaho....!!!

Killer PJ

uska pyar mujhe sata raha hai...
wah
wah...
...uska pyar mujhe sata raha hai...
..
..
abey cigerate chupa tera baap aa raha hai...