new year

Khuda kare ye saal apko ras aa jaye...
jise aap chahte ho wo apke paas aa jaye..
aap 2010 mein kunware na rahe.
apka rista lekar apki saas aa jaye..
Happy New year

Bachelor ki degree

Lagta hai meri tarah aap logo ki bhi shadi nahi ho sakti..
Hai na buri bat? par kyun..?
Socho socho..

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are kyunki hum logo ko bachelor ki degree jo mil gayi hai...

Pappu

Pappu was smoking in front of his father..
friend- oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai?
Pappu: papa hai... petrol pump thode hi na hai..

smile

Smile is the electricity and life is a battery...
whenever you smile battery gets discharged and a beautiful day is activated...
so plz keep smiling...