Golu ki ajib stithi

Golu Singh ki Biwi ko shadi ke 3 mahine bad hi bachcha paida ho gaya..

Golu: Yeh 3 mahine me bachcha kaise ho gaya?

Biwi: Apki shadi ko kitne mahine hue?
Golu: 3

Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko kitne hue?
Golu: 3

Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne mahine me hua?
Golu: 3

Biwi: To total 9 mahine ho gaye na..
Golu: Oye yar, mene to socha hi nhai... Kitna lamba time ho gaya hamari shadi ko :P

Dosti ke liye aap

Aankho ne chupke se ek sapna bun liya.
Khamoshi me bhi humne sab kuchh sun liya.
Jindgi ne ek mauka diya to bas ! Humne dosti ke liye apko chun liya

Do Dost

Do friend apas me bat kar rahe the .
Pehla Dost: Yar, Jb bhi me bahar se ghar jata hu.. to meri wife mujhe Kiss karne se nahi chookti...

Doosra dost: Tu is dhoke me mat rah ki wo tujhe bahut pyar karti hai... WO to Perfume ya lipstick ki smell check karti hai :)

Golu after MBBS

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said:
"Oye, hoye.. Torch is okay"