Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ...
Friday, November 20, 2009
Faisla apka
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ...
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ...
Thursday, November 19, 2009
PJ
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.One
day a young girl, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the young girl came under the bus and died on
the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station,who in
turn took him to the court.
The judge gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in
the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the
room.
The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was
given
to him. But to everyone's amazement,
he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his
profession.
After a few months, this time, a middle aged woman tried to board the
bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately, the
middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took
him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him
capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution
chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a
single
banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and
high
voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's
amazement, he survived.
A couple of months later,
an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus
conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus.
Unfortunately the
elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor
was then to the court, to the same judge.
Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record
the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.
The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber
where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single
banana
peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high
voltage
current was given to him.
This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
..
...
...
...
..
..The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died
instantly the third time??
think hard
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
common ..............
.
.
.
.
.
.
tired ???....
ok........ there is the Answer............
During the first two times,
the conductor was a Bad Conductor,
therefore electricity didn't pass through him.
But during the third time, he was a good conductor ,
so electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on
Electricity ???
OK, OK....Relax.....No violence please...courageous readers!!!!
day a young girl, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the young girl came under the bus and died on
the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station,who in
turn took him to the court.
The judge gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in
the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the
room.
The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was
given
to him. But to everyone's amazement,
he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his
profession.
After a few months, this time, a middle aged woman tried to board the
bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately, the
middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took
him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him
capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution
chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a
single
banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and
high
voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's
amazement, he survived.
A couple of months later,
an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus
conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus.
Unfortunately the
elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor
was then to the court, to the same judge.
Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record
the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.
The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber
where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single
banana
peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high
voltage
current was given to him.
This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
..
...
...
...
..
..The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died
instantly the third time??
think hard
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
common ..............
.
.
.
.
.
.
tired ???....
ok........ there is the Answer............
During the first two times,
the conductor was a Bad Conductor,
therefore electricity didn't pass through him.
But during the third time, he was a good conductor ,
so electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on
Electricity ???
OK, OK....Relax.....No violence please...courageous readers!!!!
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Who is the BEST ( Funny Jokes )
Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk. "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?" Why not, said the other two. The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm". Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still. As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put. Now, comes the Infosian. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him. The other two were astonished. So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!" So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The TCS guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failed again. Then, the Infosian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh! It started crying, patting the Infosian's shoulder! The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the tcs guy said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run". And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still No go. So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death! The other two surrendered. They Said: "OK, we give up. You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him. "Well", said the Infosian , "The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for Infosys . The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so it started crying. And then I told that I was here for recruitment !!!" |
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
before and after marriage
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
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