HANGMAN

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says,
"Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the Bed room!"
His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there.
Angrily, she says,
"Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand"
"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. Actually he hanged himself in the living Room."

Jaan

Dil cheez hai kya jana,
yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai,
jaan Ie mat lena,
kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai
[:)] [:)]

Fridge ya bathroom

minku: mummy mummy kal rat jadu ho gaya!!! Meine Bathroom ka darwaja khola to light  apne aap jal gayi...
mummy: Buddhu tu phir fridge mein susu kar aaya...

old S.E.

Old software engineers never die...
they Just "REBOOT".