Sunday, September 18, 2011

Filmi Heroine


Ek din kisi heroine se milne producer aya..
Usne Ghar ke main hall me mataji ko paya..
jukh kar kiya namaste bola charan kaha hai lao..
paisa laya hu mataji baby ko jald bulao..

Mata ji boli..
kya bakta hai ullu ki dum, kya chadha rahi hai deshi.
beti ko bole mataji, najar chamgadag jaisi..
Bhauchakka ho gaya producer, bhed tab samajh aaya...
Bola sorry, makeup na tha isiliye pehchan na paya..

Kathni aur karni me antar


Golu aur padhai me thi bahut purani jung..
Golu ki jad buddhi se tha har master dang
Ek din master ne khunnas me daga ek sawal..
Kathni karni me antar ka do udaharn lal..
Golu ne apna dimag ka band pitara khola..
teacher ki or dekh kar sharmate hue bola..
Ji teacher ji is sawal ke ap hi hai jawab..
Kathni karni me antar ki sahi mishal hai aap..
Uniform me aane ka ham par hukm chalate ho..
Khud kapde badal badal kar hero ban kar aate ho...

Sunday, September 4, 2011

husband and wife

Wife: Darling jab tum apna chasma utarte ho to bilkul usi handsom ladke ki tarah lagte ho jisse mein 20 sal pehle shadi ki thi..

Husband: Sahi kah rahi ho.. wakai Jab mein chasma utarta hu to tum bhi usi beautiful ladki ki tarah lagti ho jisse meine 20 sal pehle shadi ki thi.. 

Golu and Pravachan

Golu guruji ke pravachna sun kar aya aur ate hi apni biwi ko god mei utha liya ..
Patni boli : kya guru ji ne romance karne ke liye kaha hai...
Golu: Nahi pagli ...unhone kaha hai ki apne dukh khud uthao..

Kise uthayega

Ek dost doosre dost se : Man le tujhe raste mein 50 ka aur 100 ka note milega to tu kise uthayega.. ?
Doosra dost: isme poochne wali kya bat hai 100 ka hi uthaunga.. :)
Pehla Dost: Yeh kar di na bewakufo wali bat.. Dono note bhi to utha sakta hai na.. :P

Biwi ne bacha liya

Golu: Yar kal meri bus mein jeb kat gayi.... lekin meri biwi ne mujhe lutne se bacha liya..
Molu: Kyu, kya bhabhi ne jeb katre ko daboch liya..!!
Golu: Are nahi yar.. usne subah hi purse se sare paise nikal liye the.. !!
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