Saturday, August 27, 2011

Neend nahi aati

Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

happy friendship day

किस हद तक जाना है ये कौन जानता है,

किस मंजिल को पाना है ये कौन जानता है,

दोस्ती के दो पल जी भर के जी लो,

किस रोज़ बिछड जाना है ये कौन जानता है



happy friendship day

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Sab waqt ka pher hai

सब वक्त का फेर है न तुम गलत न मैं सही
वक्त बदला तुम बदले तो हम भी बदल गए.
तुम्हे भुलाना इतना भी मुश्किल न था
यादों की खुराक कड़वी थी दुनियादारी के पानी से निगल गए.
तय तो बहुत कुछ था पर हो न सका
जाना कहीं और था कहीं और निकल गए

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Guooonn, Guooonn

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. 


Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. He tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." 


He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. So he now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". 


After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn." 

Urine Test



Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. 
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" 

The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" 

Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?" 

First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this, the second one started crying. 

The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" 

The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

Three Engines

 Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city,
the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." 


Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." 


An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." 


A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"


Golu, Doctor and Key

Golu: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Golu: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Golu: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Golu: We lost the duplicate key!!

Golu in Airplane

Golu in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Golu: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" 

Golu During interview

Golu attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Golu: If U give me the address I will go there sir.  :) 
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