Shayri

Door se woh salaam kar gaye

apni yadon ka hume gulam kar gaye.

Apni zindagi girwi rakh kar khareed tha jise

Aaj wo hi hume nilam kar gaye..

Isse pehle ki rat ho

Isse pehle ki rat ho jaye..
kyon na ek mulakat ho jaye.
Ek SMS hi kar do
jis se shor bhi na ho aur bat bhi ho jaye..

Modern Love

Laila majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye..
Pyar, ishq, mohabbat afsane ho gaye...
Aaj har romeo ke paas kayi juliet hain
aur har shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye...

love letter VS Exam paper..

Love Ltr: Hazaro khyal jinhe shabdo mein nahi likh pate..
Exam paper: hazaro shand likhne padte hai jo khyalo mein bhi nahi ate,..

Zindagi ki sachchai

Zindagi ki Sabse badi sachchai..
Kabristan ke bahar board par likha tha..

"Manjil to meri yahi thi,bus zindagi guzar gayi meri, yahan aate aate.."

Golu n teacher

Prinicipal :Late kyu aye ho..
Golu: Sir Bike kharab ho gayi thi..
Principal:bus mein nahi aa sakte the kya?
Golu: Sir meine bola tha par apki beti nahi mani... :) :P

2 ya 4 admi

Bap bete se: beta sharab mat pina warna wahan jo 2 admi ja rahe hai
4 dikhenge..
Beta: par papa wahan to ek hi admi hain...

killer PJ

Height of Bad Luck...
A boy n grl met last time for their breakup..
Girl's father caught them, n now they r married couple...

killer PJ

India is nation and dadar is station .. wah wah..
India is nation and dadar is station .. wah wah..

Don't fall in luv , first complete ur education..

santa and shopkeeper

Santa ne shampoo kharida
Santa: iske sath jo gift hai do..
shopkeeper: iske sath gift nahi hai..
Santa: Jhoot ispe likha hai "Dandruff FREE"..

Bachpan ka jamana

Bachpan ka jamana hota tha, khushiyon ka khajana hota tha..
Chahat chand ko pane ki, dil titli ka diwana hota tha..

Khabar na thi kuchh subah ki, Na shamo ka thikana hota tha..
Thak har ke school se aana, par khelne bhi jana hota tha..

Dadi ki kahani hoti thi, pariyon ka fasana hota tha..
Barish mein kagaj ki kashti thi, Har mausam suhana hota tha..

har khel mein sathi hote the, har rishta nibhana hota tha..
papa ki wo daant galti par, aur mummy ka manana hota tha..

Gam ki juban na hoti thi, Na jakhmo ka paimana hota tha..
Rone ki wajah na hoti thi, na hasne ka bahan hota tha..

Ab nahi rahi woh zindagi jaisa bachpan ka jamana hota tha..