Rakhsa Bandhan wishes

Chawal ki khushbu aur kesar ka singaar..
Bhaal tilak aur khusiyon ki bauchhar..
behno ka sath aur beshumar pyar..
Mubarak ho apko rakhi ka ye tyohar.

Happy Rakhsa Bandhan!!

Golu Molu

Golu (molu se): Tu khali pet kitne Kele kha sakta hai?
Molu: 5.
Golu: Haste hue, are pagle pahle Kele khane ke bad tu khali pet kaha raha? matlab tu sirf ek hi Kela kha sakta hai..

Molu ghar aakar, apni biwi se: tu khali pet kitne kele kha sakti hai..
Biwi: 3.
Molu: dhhat tere ki, tu yadi 5 bolti to mast joke sunata :)

Golu and molu

Golu apni biwi ke sath ja raha tha ki Achanak use Molu mila jisko Police wale ne pakda hua tha..
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Golu: kya hua.. ??
Molu: Maine apni biwi ko maar daala..
Golu: kitni saja hogi..
Molu: 6 hafte..
Itna sunte hi Golu ne police wale ki gun cheen kar apni biwi ko goli maar di..
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Molu: Abe ye kya kiya tune... pehle poori baat to sun leta..
me kah raha tha ki 6 hafte baad mujhe fansi ho jayegi....
:) :)

Train me safar

KHAKHI SAWANT Train me
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TC: Ticket.. ??
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Khakhi: Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai..
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TC: Jurmana lagega!
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Khakhi: kyu.. ??
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TC: Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho
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Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai...