Shadi me security

शादीयो मे लडकी को जयमाल स्टेज तक लाने वाली लड़कियाँ..
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चारो तरफ ऐसे देखती हैं जैसे z सिक्योरिटी की ब्लैक कमान्डो है,...😂😂😂😝😋😎

shadi ki taiyari

एक लड़की की शादी से दो दिन पहले उसकी सहेली ने पूछा - शादी की सारी  तैयारी कर ली क्या ?
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लड़की : हाँ , फ़ोन तो फॉर्मेट कर दिया, facebook  भी  deactivate कर दिया, बस सिम तोड़ कर फेंकना बाकि है 

husband wife

What is the next thing a husband has to do after winning arguments with his wife???


Apologize... :)

Shadi ka asar

abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,
subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,
muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana.
gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,
dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,
saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.
 

5 saal baad…….

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko
school chodte hue jana…………..
ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,
kya baat hai abhi tak chodi nahi charpai,

agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.
na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge

Bachelors life ka utha lo ab to MAJA!
Warna pata nahi Kab shadi ban jaye ek SAJA !!!

Happy Married life

Life bestows love’s blessing,
On a very special few.
And I believe it happened,
When life encountered you.
You are a perfect couple,
In a marriage that is blessed;
May your love shine like a beacon,
A guide for all the rest.

Romantic Marriage wishes

Your marriage is a beautiful celebration of your love and commitment to each other...
May your happiness together grow deeper, your friendship stronger,
and your romance sweeter through all the days and years of your life....

new year

Khuda kare ye saal apko ras aa jaye...
jise aap chahte ho wo apke paas aa jaye..
aap 2010 mein kunware na rahe.
apka rista lekar apki saas aa jaye..
Happy New year

Pati ka Pyar

Patni ne Pati se poocha - agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Pati ne javab diya - main advertise dunga ki jahan bhi raho khush raho :)

Secrets behind successful marriages

Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

X asked, "Can you explain?"
Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"

Y said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

X asked, "Then what is your role?"
Y said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like, whether Musharraff should stay in the power or not, whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc etc.

Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".

Funny Marriage one liners

• Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
• My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
• successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
•  It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
• There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Husband & Wife

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Long life

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

marriage relationship

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!

Worries

A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..

Before and after marriage

Just read as instructed :

Before Marriage .... ..

Boy : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl : Do you want me to leave?
Boy : NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Of course! Over and over!
Girl : Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy : NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl : Will you kiss me?
Boy : Every chance I get!
Girl : Will you hit me?
Boy : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl : Can I trust you?
Boy : Yes.
Girl : Darling!

After Marriage ...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP

before and after marriage

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Marriages are made in heaven

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

Husband's definition

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Marriage SMS

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

Wedding

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Life