सेल मतलब

बडी दुविधा होती रही थी जब :

1.बायोलॉजी के टीचर ने पढाया : सेल मतलब 'शरीर की कोशिकाएँ'।

2.फिजिक्स के टीचर ने पढाया : सेल मतलब 'बैटरी',

3.इकोनॉमिक्स के टीचर ने पढाया:   सेल मतलब  'बिक्री',

4.हिस्ट्री के टीचर ने पढाया : सेल मतलब 'जेल',

5.अंग्रेजी के टीचर ने पढाया: सेल मतलब 'मोबाइल',

पढ़ाई ही छोड़ दी भाई साब,  यह सोचकर कि जिस स्कूल में पांच शिक्षक एकमत नहीं है उस स्कूल में पढ़ कर क्या होगा ?

और   
*सच्चा ज्ञान मिला जब पत्नी ने बताया सेल मतलब 'डिस्काउंट' !!* 😆😝

Don't drink water after eating fish

Warning.!
Don't drink water after eating fish
b'coz
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fish start swimming & causes gudgudi in stomach.

Golu and newton

Golu is Greater dan Newton
Check dis!
Newton:Wen v Throw A Ball in d Air,y Does It Come Down?
Golu-der Is Nobody In d Air 2 Catch D Ball.

Warning after eating fish

Warning.!
don't drink water after eating fish
b'coz


fish start swimming & causes gudgudi in stomach.
guddy guddy Night
 :-P ;-) :-) :-D

Good news Bad news

Doctor : Mrs.Preeto, good news for you ! 
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Girl : What do u mean by Mrs. ? I'm Ms. Preeto. 
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Doctor: Ms. Preeto, bad news for you . 

Samajhe to karo like !! :)

Pappu in English class

Pappu in English Class: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night
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Madam (Correcting): No No.. Beta, "I Slept With Dad Last Night"
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Pappu: "Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hogi". :P

Doctor and nurse

Hu me DOCTOR jaha pe...
Meri biwi hai NURSE waha pe..
Haiiiii ye kaisa Julm sahna pad raha hai..
Mujhe apni BIWI ko SISTER kahna pad raha hai..!! 

Golu after MBBS

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said:
"Oye, hoye.. Torch is okay"

Golu in Court

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is the 3rd time U R coming to court.
Golu to judge: U R coming daily, so don't U have shame?

Lunch Box

Why Santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....

Incredible India

"Incredible India :PM doesn't spk.Yeddy doesn't listen.Krunanidhi does'nt see.Mayawati doesn't care.Kalmadi doesn't remember.

husband and wife

Wife: Darling jab tum apna chasma utarte ho to bilkul usi handsom ladke ki tarah lagte ho jisse mein 20 sal pehle shadi ki thi..

Husband: Sahi kah rahi ho.. wakai Jab mein chasma utarta hu to tum bhi usi beautiful ladki ki tarah lagti ho jisse meine 20 sal pehle shadi ki thi.. 

Kise uthayega

Ek dost doosre dost se : Man le tujhe raste mein 50 ka aur 100 ka note milega to tu kise uthayega.. ?
Doosra dost: isme poochne wali kya bat hai 100 ka hi uthaunga.. :)
Pehla Dost: Yeh kar di na bewakufo wali bat.. Dono note bhi to utha sakta hai na.. :P

Guooonn, Guooonn

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. 


Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. He tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." 


He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. So he now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". 


After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn." 

Urine Test

Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. 

So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" 

The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" 

Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?" 

First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this, the second one started crying. 

The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" 

The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

Three Engines

 Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city,
the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." 


Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." 


An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." 


A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

Golu, Doctor and Key

Golu: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?Golu: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?Golu: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?Golu: We lost the duplicate key!!

killer PJ

Height of Bad Luck...
A boy n grl met last time for their breakup..
Girl's father caught them, n now they r married couple...

killer PJ

India is nation and dadar is station .. wah wah..
India is nation and dadar is station .. wah wah..

Don't fall in luv , first complete ur education..

Mistakes on a resume

Note: Please don't misinterpret my 14 jobs as "job-hopping". I have never quit a job.

Reasons for leaving the last Job:
"Responsibility makes me nervous."
"The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers."

Speacial Request:
 "Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."

"My goal is to be a aerospace scientist. But since I have no training in aerospace, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."