Pappu in English class

Pappu in English Class: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night
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Madam (Correcting): No No.. Beta, "I Slept With Dad Last Night"
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Pappu: "Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hogi". :P

Student and master

Master Ji: Chal koi SHER suna..
Student:
Mota marta MOTI pe..
Bhooka marta ROTI pe..
Master ji ki do betiya...
lekin me marta CHHOTI pe.. :P

Import and export

Teacher: Import aur export ka ek example do..

Student: Sonia Gandhi & Sania Mirja..

Kathni aur karni me antar

Golu aur padhai me thi bahut purani jung..
Golu ki jad buddhi se tha har master dang
Ek din master ne khunnas me daga ek sawal..
Kathni karni me antar ka do udaharn lal..
Golu ne apna dimag ka band pitara khola..
teacher ki or dekh kar sharmate hue bola..
Ji teacher ji is sawal ke ap hi hai jawab..
Kathni karni me antar ki sahi mishal hai aap..
Uniform me aane ka ham par hukm chalate ho..
Khud kapde badal badal kar hero ban kar aate ho...

Golu n teacher

Prinicipal :Late kyu aye ho..
Golu: Sir Bike kharab ho gayi thi..
Principal:bus mein nahi aa sakte the kya?
Golu: Sir meine bola tha par apki beti nahi mani... :) :P

Student Teacher

Science teacher: agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye to usko kiss karo turant hosh mein aa jayegi
Student: sir, magar usko behosh kaise kiya jaye??

Height of escapism

prof: whr is ur assignment??
student: sir, I lost it while fighting with students who said that
you were not the best prof in college....

maths teacher to santa

teacher: how can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally??

Santa: juice banake de do madam...

killing an ant

Que. how to kill an ant ? asked in exam for 8 marks..
Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar & keep it outside the ant;s home..
after eating ant will search 4 water.. !
somewhere near water tank push ant into it..!
now ant will go 2 dry herself near fire..!
when it reaches near fire put a bomb into fire ..
then admit wounded ANT in ICU and remove oxygen mask
from it's mouth & kill the ant!!! :) :)
Humse panga , 8 marks ke liye khud ko mar de chiti kya chij hai!!
 haha haha ..:)

Sardar and Teacher

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

sardar and miss

Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Student Teacher

Principal to students: You should sleep 7 hours a day...
Student: But sir college is for only 6 hours.. :)

Student Teacher

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher.

Where is Africa?

Father:Ram! what have you studied in school this day?
Son: Dad! Teacher asked me 'where is Africa?'
Father:Oh!silly!Are they searching the africa still? My teacher also asked the same question in my schooldays!

Where is amerika??

Teacher: Hari, Tell me where is america?
Hari: I dont know teacher!
Teacher:Stand up on the bench
Hari:(after standing on the Bench)Teacher from here also I dont know!

Student Teacher

Maths Teacher: Jab mein tumhare jitna bada tha, mere maths mein 100 marks ate the..
Student: Sir, Apko koi achha teacher padhata hoga.. !! :) :)

kanjoos

master: kanjoos bole to kaun?
st: hum chahe jitne bhi 'sms' kare uska 'reply' jo na kare vo..
master: uska ek example do,..
st: apki beti..

Late kyu ho?

Teacher: Late kyu ho? School 8 baje suru hota hai..
Boy: ap meri fikar na kiya karo, school suru kar liya karo..

Govt. school ke bachche kisi ko ghaseet ke school le ja rahe the..
Bujurg: isko chhor do ye khud schhol aayega..
Boy: Ye student nahi school ka master hai..

Machhar mara

Maa- aj school se inti jaldi kaise aa gaye..
Golu: Machhar mara to teacher ne chhutti de di.
Ma: Aisa kyu?
Golu: Machhar teacher ke Gaal par baitha tha..