Golu and newton

Golu is Greater dan Newton
Check dis!
Newton:Wen v Throw A Ball in d Air,y Does It Come Down?
Golu-der Is Nobody In d Air 2 Catch D Ball.

Warning after eating fish

Warning.!
don't drink water after eating fish
b'coz


fish start swimming & causes gudgudi in stomach.
guddy guddy Night
 :-P ;-) :-) :-D

LOVE ke Raste Me

LOVE ke Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega.
LOVE Ke Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega.
Meri Mano,
Isi Raste Per "MEDICAL STORE" Khol Lo, Mast Chalega..

Pj hi PJ

Pappu ki item paidaish gawaar
hai,
.
.
Sab par dish sawaar hai, dish
sawaar
hai,dish sawaar hai.
.
.
1 aur ho jaaye
Apne gammo ko dil me daba lo,
.
.
Naya GODREJ POWDER HAIR
COLOUR,Bas
kaato gholo aur lagalo.

Killer PJ

Agar tabiyat kharaab hai to
dhundo koi
chemist,
.
.
My name is Khan and I'm not a
terrorist. .
.
Ek aur...
Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paaro,
.
.
ACP bola,"Fredricksk ghar ka kona-
kona
chaan maaro. .

killer PJ

Atma chhod gayi jism purana,
.
.
Didi tera Devar Deewana...












Blood donate karne ke pehle
hamesha
group janchna,
.
.
Basanti inn kutto ke samne mat
nachna.






Yasomati maiyya se bole nandlala,
.
.
Tata Sky laga dala toh life
jhingalala. .

Dost ne pucha exam me

Dost ne pucha exam me "5th ans.
Batao",
.
.
Maine kaha Melody khao khud
jaan jao.

Arj kiya hai

Arz kiya hai..
Aankhon mein nami thi..
Shayad vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah  

Jis se raat bhar Chating ki..
Woh  Girlfriend nahi uski mumy thi.
Wah! Wah!

Killer PJ

Qus- DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota h?

Nhi pata??
..
..

Ans: Beauty parlor me jaha chudelo ko b pari bana diya jata.h!

Why Do We Drink Water

Why Do We Drink Water?
 . . . . . . . . . . .
 . . . . . . . . . . .

Bcoz We Can't Eat Water!!

No Claps Plz..!

 I Know I'm Genius From Childhood. :-P :-D \;-):-P

BEDARD MSG

BEDARD MSG-

Bas itna hi kaha tha ki tere pyar me  "Barso se pyasa hu sanam"  

Fir kya tha?  

Zalim ne Pani ka pipe muh me daalkar Motor chala dia :-) :-P

White and Black cat

White cat pani m gir gyi to paas baithi black cat kya bolegi?
socho
socho??

Scientist ki tarah mat socho

Wo myau myau hi bolegi..

Neend nahi aati

Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.

love letter VS Exam paper..

Love Ltr: Hazaro khyal jinhe shabdo mein nahi likh pate..
Exam paper: hazaro shand likhne padte hai jo khyalo mein bhi nahi ate,..

2 ya 4 admi

Bap bete se: beta sharab mat pina warna wahan jo 2 admi ja rahe hai
4 dikhenge..
Beta: par papa wahan to ek hi admi hain...

killer PJ

Height of Bad Luck...
A boy n grl met last time for their breakup..
Girl's father caught them, n now they r married couple...

killer PJ

India is nation and dadar is station .. wah wah..
India is nation and dadar is station .. wah wah..

Don't fall in luv , first complete ur education..

Daru chhuda dijiye

शराबी : हे भगवान! क्या आप मेरी दारू छुड़वा सकते हो?
भगवान : हां-हां, क्यों नहीं!
शराबी : तो थाने में पुलिस ने मेरी पांच बोतलें जब्त कर रखी हैं, आप उन्हें छुडा दीजिए

Jhoot Ek Rang Anek

Jhoot Bolna...
Baccho ke liye PAAP..
Lovers ke liye ART..
Bachelor's ke liye ANIVARYA..
aur married ke liye ka JINE KA MARG

Jhoot Ek Rang Anek...

Icecream

Girl demanded for Icecream..
boy purchased it,..
Girl: Thank u..
Boy: Only thank u..??
Girl : u want kiss na,,?
Boy: chup kar ... Aadhi Ice cream de... ;)