LOVE ke Raste Me

LOVE ke Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega.
LOVE Ke Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega.
Meri Mano,
Isi Raste Per "MEDICAL STORE" Khol Lo, Mast Chalega..

love letter VS Exam paper..

Love Ltr: Hazaro khyal jinhe shabdo mein nahi likh pate..
Exam paper: hazaro shand likhne padte hai jo khyalo mein bhi nahi ate,..

Zindagi ki sachchai

Zindagi ki Sabse badi sachchai..
Kabristan ke bahar board par likha tha..

"Manjil to meri yahi thi,bus zindagi guzar gayi meri, yahan aate aate.."

killer PJ

Height of Bad Luck...
A boy n grl met last time for their breakup..
Girl's father caught them, n now they r married couple...

Height of technical overdose

A computer software engineer, falling from the roof of a building shouts..
....... F1 F1  F1 f1...instead of help help...

Always remember

Always remember...
when he cancels a date it's because " he has to" but when she cancels a date
it's b'coz " she has two"..

yehi hai dosti

rabba dukh na dena mere is dost ko...chahe mujhe sukhon ka pahad dede..
nayi cycle par ghoome dost mera, mujhe bhale hi purani honda city car dila de..

Importance of kiss

Kiss is a key of love, love is a lock of marriage, marriage is a box of childrens
childrens are future of india, so start kissing and develop India.

santa's theory

moon is more important than sun because it gives light at night when light is needed
& SUN gives light during day when light is not needed..

Red Tomato

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!

Any Great man

One Tourist From USA asked 2 Indian-Any great man born in this village?
Man-No sir,Only small babies.

Good Morning

Do you know the meaning of morning?
Morning means one More innings given by GOD to
PLAY and WIN what you missed yesterday... So Good Morning!!

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Gaur farmaiye

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

Kana Ladka

Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
???????????????


Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............

Funny Definitions in today's world

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes

If you donot succeed at first

If you donot succeed at first, ... Well, so much for sky diving.
If you donot succeed at first...don’t try again, she is expecting it.
If you donot succeed at first, ...fix the blame, Quick!
If you donot succeed at first, ... you are about average.
If you donot succeed at first, ... blame it on your secretary!
If you donot succeed at first, ... well, get on with your life.
If you donot succeed at first ... failure may be your style
If we donot succeed ... we run the risk of failure.
-- Dan Quayle

You can't fool

You can't fool all the people all the time, quite a few are busy fooling you.
You can fool all the people some time & some of the people all the time, but you can't fool your wife
You can fool some of the people and some of the time and that is enough dough.
You can fool all the people part of the time - And that is enough.
-- Edgar Lee Masters

Behind every successful Man

Behind every successful man stands a woman telling him that he is not so hot.
Behind every successful man stands a woman telling him to put everything in her name.
Behind every successful man stands his amazed mother -in- law.
Behind every successful man there is always a fellow who went to school with him.

What is life: some one liners

Life lies in Love, Laughter, Liberty and Learning..
Some tasty mints of Life:

                                                      Life
Life is full of ups and downs, like getting up every morning and getting down to work.

                                                     laughter
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone!

                                                       love
Love is blind, marriage is the eye opener - a hard lesson in life!

                                                     liberty
Liberty is imagination's most precious possession.

                                                     learning
Life is only understood backwards but it must be lived forward.

On the road of life,

- paradox is your path and pattern is your map.
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Knowing something is knowledge and using it is wisdom.
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Reference: Sweet life: Nice page on poems, parodies, and one liners about life