Golu Molu

Golu (molu se): Tu khali pet kitne Kele kha sakta hai?
Molu: 5.
Golu: Haste hue, are pagle pahle Kele khane ke bad tu khali pet kaha raha? matlab tu sirf ek hi Kela kha sakta hai..

Molu ghar aakar, apni biwi se: tu khali pet kitne kele kha sakti hai..
Biwi: 3.
Molu: dhhat tere ki, tu yadi 5 bolti to mast joke sunata :)

Golu and molu

Golu apni biwi ke sath ja raha tha ki Achanak use Molu mila jisko Police wale ne pakda hua tha..
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Golu: kya hua.. ??
Molu: Maine apni biwi ko maar daala..
Golu: kitni saja hogi..
Molu: 6 hafte..
Itna sunte hi Golu ne police wale ki gun cheen kar apni biwi ko goli maar di..
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Molu: Abe ye kya kiya tune... pehle poori baat to sun leta..
me kah raha tha ki 6 hafte baad mujhe fansi ho jayegi....
:) :)

Golu and sooraj

Golu ne ek bar majak majak me vrat rakh liya..

Golu( biwi se): dekho bhagyawan, suraj dooba ki nahi?

Biwi: Nahi

Thodi der bad ...
Golu: dkho suraj dooba ki nhai
Biwi: nahi

Golu: Lagta hai ye suraj mujhe sath lekar hi doobega :P

Golu ki ajib stithi

Golu Singh ki Biwi ko shadi ke 3 mahine bad hi bachcha paida ho gaya..

Golu: Yeh 3 mahine me bachcha kaise ho gaya?

Biwi: Apki shadi ko kitne mahine hue?
Golu: 3

Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko kitne hue?
Golu: 3

Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne mahine me hua?
Golu: 3

Biwi: To total 9 mahine ho gaye na..
Golu: Oye yar, mene to socha hi nhai... Kitna lamba time ho gaya hamari shadi ko :P

Guooonn, Guooonn

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. 


Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. He tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." 


He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. So he now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". 


After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn." 

Urine Test

Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. 

So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" 

The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" 

Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?" 

First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this, the second one started crying. 

The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" 

The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

Three Engines

 Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city,
the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." 


Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." 


An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." 


A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

Golu, Doctor and Key

Golu: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?Golu: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?Golu: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?Golu: We lost the duplicate key!!

Golu in Airplane

Golu in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Golu: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay" 

Golu During interview

Golu attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Golu: If U give me the address I will go there sir.  :) 

Similarity

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"


Golu: "All are born on government holidays...!!!

Sardar-Bihari

A Bihari waswaiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.

The bus is fully loaded with sardarjis. One sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke.

Now, the Bihari thinks he's in big trouble because he knows only sardar jokes! After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to 'sardars' in his joke with 'Biharis'.

He starts the jokes with, "Once there was a Bihari..." And suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts, "Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?"

Detective Job

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective.

One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.

When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?"
The Jewish man answered without hesitation. "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.

When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left.

Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying," Could I have some time to think about it?"
The chief said,"OK, but get back to me tomorrow."

When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview?”
Sardarji replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.

Wash Basin

Once Golu goes to a hotel and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"

To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".

Santa and Photo

Santa rishte ki liye photo khichwa raha tha,
Pichhe ek gadha bhi tasweer mein aa gaya,
Santa ne likhkar bheja: "IAM ON RIGHT SIDE" ;)

Office mein sher

Santa: Tu office mein sher bankar ghumta hai to ghar mein kya ho jata hai..
Banta: Sher to main ghar mien bhi rahta hu bas upar "Durga Mata" Sawar ho jati hain... :)

Cup of sugar

The door bell rings.Banta's wife opened the door....
Santa: Good morning aunt.Mummy has asked for a cup of sugar.
Banta's Wife: ok.what else did she say?
Santa: If that stupid,selfish doesn't give get it from Sweety aunt.

pocket calculator

Shopkeeper: sir, Do u want a POCKET CALCULATOR.?
Santa: No thanks. I know how many pockets I have..!

Santa Again

A man jumped in water, n didn't returned, after that another man jumped in water
n was also not seen... A santa watching all this, concluded that....

"Human beings are soluble in water..."

maths teacher to santa

teacher: how can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally??

Santa: juice banake de do madam...