Hathi and Chinti

Hathi swimming pool mein gira to sab chitiya bahar nikal gayi..
1 chiti hathi ke pet par chad gayi..
dusri boli: Duba sale ko ladkiyo ko chhedta hai...

Youths

youth now a days are getting worst..
I was in temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigaratte from the aarti..
I was shocked n dropped my Beer bootle..

Wise saying

Wise saying..
if u dont succeed in first try...
then erase the proof tht u evr tried..
self respect bhi koi cheej hoti hai..

Break Up Tip

"Breakup tip"
how 2 create d biggest doubt in ur lover's mind 4 urself!!?
Very Simple..
just suddenly msg dem ..
"I luv u too"..
Game over..