Cup of sugar

The door bell rings.Banta's wife opened the door....
Santa: Good morning aunt.Mummy has asked for a cup of sugar.
Banta's Wife: ok.what else did she say?
Santa: If that stupid,selfish doesn't give get it from Sweety aunt.

pocket calculator

Shopkeeper: sir, Do u want a POCKET CALCULATOR.?
Santa: No thanks. I know how many pockets I have..!

Height of technical overdose

A computer software engineer, falling from the roof of a building shouts..
....... F1 F1  F1 f1...instead of help help...

Student Teacher

Science teacher: agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye to usko kiss karo turant hosh mein aa jayegi
Student: sir, magar usko behosh kaise kiya jaye??