Thums Up

Santa-Ye Thums-up Walo Ne Preshan kr Rakha h.
Banta-Q?
Santa-Yar Wife Roz Rat Ko Thodi Si Thums Up Pila Kr Zid krti hai.... "Chalo Aaj Kuch Tufani Krte he."

Incredible India

"Incredible India :PM doesn't spk.Yeddy doesn't listen.Krunanidhi does'nt see.Mayawati doesn't care.Kalmadi doesn't remember.

Filmi Heroine

Ek din kisi heroine se milne producer aya..
Usne Ghar ke main hall me mataji ko paya..
jukh kar kiya namaste bola charan kaha hai lao..
paisa laya hu mataji baby ko jald bulao..

Mata ji boli..
kya bakta hai ullu ki dum, kya chadha rahi hai deshi.
beti ko bole mataji, najar chamgadag jaisi..
Bhauchakka ho gaya producer, bhed tab samajh aaya...
Bola sorry, makeup na tha isiliye pehchan na paya..

Kathni aur karni me antar

Golu aur padhai me thi bahut purani jung..
Golu ki jad buddhi se tha har master dang
Ek din master ne khunnas me daga ek sawal..
Kathni karni me antar ka do udaharn lal..
Golu ne apna dimag ka band pitara khola..
teacher ki or dekh kar sharmate hue bola..
Ji teacher ji is sawal ke ap hi hai jawab..
Kathni karni me antar ki sahi mishal hai aap..
Uniform me aane ka ham par hukm chalate ho..
Khud kapde badal badal kar hero ban kar aate ho...