husband and wife

Wife: Darling jab tum apna chasma utarte ho to bilkul usi handsom ladke ki tarah lagte ho jisse mein 20 sal pehle shadi ki thi..

Husband: Sahi kah rahi ho.. wakai Jab mein chasma utarta hu to tum bhi usi beautiful ladki ki tarah lagti ho jisse meine 20 sal pehle shadi ki thi.. 

Golu and Pravachan

Golu guruji ke pravachna sun kar aya aur ate hi apni biwi ko god mei utha liya ..
Patni boli : kya guru ji ne romance karne ke liye kaha hai...
Golu: Nahi pagli ...unhone kaha hai ki apne dukh khud uthao..

Kise uthayega

Ek dost doosre dost se : Man le tujhe raste mein 50 ka aur 100 ka note milega to tu kise uthayega.. ?
Doosra dost: isme poochne wali kya bat hai 100 ka hi uthaunga.. :)
Pehla Dost: Yeh kar di na bewakufo wali bat.. Dono note bhi to utha sakta hai na.. :P

Biwi ne bacha liya

Golu: Yar kal meri bus mein jeb kat gayi.... lekin meri biwi ne mujhe lutne se bacha liya..
Molu: Kyu, kya bhabhi ne jeb katre ko daboch liya..!!
Golu: Are nahi yar.. usne subah hi purse se sare paise nikal liye the.. !!