Chintu - Ma kehti hai bhains ka doodh pine se dimag tez hota hai...
Mintu - Ma bewakuf banati hai... Agar aisa hota to bhains ka baccha SCIENTIST nahi ban jata .. [:)]

Self insult

An Angry Boss-Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?


Employee(sar jhuka ke)-Nahi Sir :(

Boss-Niche kya Dekh rahe ho Idiot? Meri Taraf Dekho ;-)

Most profitble business

Golu: Iss mahine meine bahut shopping ki.. Car laptop Iphone.. etc..
Molu: Yar tumhare papa ka business kya hai...
Golu: Pyaaz bechne ka...

Jhoot Ek Rang Anek

Jhoot Bolna...
Baccho ke liye PAAP..
Lovers ke liye ART..
Bachelor's ke liye ANIVARYA..
aur married ke liye ka JINE KA MARG

Jhoot Ek Rang Anek...