Most profitble business

Golu: Iss mahine meine bahut shopping ki.. Car laptop Iphone.. etc..
Molu: Yar tumhare papa ka business kya hai...
Golu: Pyaaz bechne ka...

Jhoot Ek Rang Anek

Jhoot Bolna...
Baccho ke liye PAAP..
Lovers ke liye ART..
Bachelor's ke liye ANIVARYA..
aur married ke liye ka JINE KA MARG

Jhoot Ek Rang Anek...

Pass ho ya Fail

Dad : xams mein pass ho ya fail, tumhe new bike dila dunga..
Son: thanks ..
Dad : pass hua to PULSAR, college jane ke liye ,,,
   FAIL hua to RAJDOOT dudh bechne ke liye ..

Icecream

Girl demanded for Icecream..
boy purchased it,..
Girl: Thank u..
Boy: Only thank u..??
Girl : u want kiss na,,?
Boy: chup kar ... Aadhi Ice cream de... ;)