Indian Flag

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. 
Shopwale ne usse flag diya. 
Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!! 

Mobile bill

Pappu: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Pappu: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Santa Professor

Once Santa professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...

doctor and patient

Doctor to Molu patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Molu: Yes. A good doctor.