Navratri wishes

Lakshmi ka hath ho, Saraswati ka Sath ho, Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur Ma Durga ke ashirwad se apke jeevan me prakash hi prakash ho.
Happy Navratri.

Qoute

Amazing Quote:
"Kindness in words creates confidence.
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness.
Kindness in giving creates love.

Rakhsa Bandhan wishes

Chawal ki khushbu aur kesar ka singaar..
Bhaal tilak aur khusiyon ki bauchhar..
behno ka sath aur beshumar pyar..
Mubarak ho apko rakhi ka ye tyohar.

Happy Rakhsa Bandhan!!

Golu Molu

Golu (molu se): Tu khali pet kitne Kele kha sakta hai?
Molu: 5.
Golu: Haste hue, are pagle pahle Kele khane ke bad tu khali pet kaha raha? matlab tu sirf ek hi Kela kha sakta hai..

Molu ghar aakar, apni biwi se: tu khali pet kitne kele kha sakti hai..
Biwi: 3.
Molu: dhhat tere ki, tu yadi 5 bolti to mast joke sunata :)