Jindagi raj hai

Jindagi raj hai to raj rhne do.
Agar koi yetraj hai to yetraj rhne do.
Par agar Aapka dil kahe hmse bat krne ko to dil se ye mat kahna ki Aaj rhne do

kuchh raz hai

Kuch raz hain.. jo btaye nhi jate
kuch aansu hain jo giraye nhi jate
Hum badnaseeb hain jo yad nhi aate
wo khush naseeb hain jo bhulaye nhi jate.

Student and master

Master Ji: Chal koi SHER suna..
Student:
Mota marta MOTI pe..
Bhooka marta ROTI pe..
Master ji ki do betiya...
lekin me marta CHHOTI pe.. :P

Doctor and nurse

Hu me DOCTOR jaha pe...
Meri biwi hai NURSE waha pe..
Haiiiii ye kaisa Julm sahna pad raha hai..
Mujhe apni BIWI ko SISTER kahna pad raha hai..!!