Do Dost

Do friend apas me bat kar rahe the .
Pehla Dost: Yar, Jb bhi me bahar se ghar jata hu.. to meri wife mujhe Kiss karne se nahi chookti...

Doosra dost: Tu is dhoke me mat rah ki wo tujhe bahut pyar karti hai... WO to Perfume ya lipstick ki smell check karti hai :)