Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Pass ho ya Fail

Dad : xams mein pass ho ya fail, tumhe new bike dila dunga..
Son: thanks ..
Dad : pass hua to PULSAR, college jane ke liye ,,,
   FAIL hua to RAJDOOT dudh bechne ke liye ..

Icecream

Girl demanded for Icecream..
boy purchased it,..
Girl: Thank u..
Boy: Only thank u..??
Girl : u want kiss na,,?
Boy: chup kar ... Aadhi Ice cream de... ;)

Film ka Hero

Girl: ladke kaisa hai..?
pandit: Ladka achha hai, Engineering kiya hai, dikhne mein FILM ka hero lagta hai..
Girl: Kaunsi film ka Hero?
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Pandit: Peepli Live... ;)

Happy Navratri

Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai,..
sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai,,,
jo bhi jata hai Maa ke dwar..
kuchh na kuchh jaroor milta hai..
JAI MATA DI !!

Yeh Dosti mein... Achha lagta hai

ajib dastan hoti hai dosti ki ladna milne se bhi achha lagta hai..
ladke manane wale bhi hote hai kuchh, to kuchh ki chidana achha lagta hai..
dost ke muh se kuchh sun ne ke liye kabhi jhuk jana bhi achha lagta hai..
safar train ka ho ya jindagi ka, khatanm hi nahi hoti batein, phir bhi khamosh rahkar muskarana achha lagta hai..
4 dosto mein lagta hai mil gayi poori dunia, baki sab bhool jana achha lagta hai,,
yaro hamesha sath rahna , tumara ye yarana bahut achha lagta hai....

Happy diwali

With Glitter of lights and the echo of the chants,
May happiness and contenment fill ur life...
Wishing u a very happy diwali...
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