Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Hathi and Chinti

Hathi swimming pool mein gira to sab chitiya bahar nikal gayi..
1 chiti hathi ke pet par chad gayi..
dusri boli: Duba sale ko ladkiyo ko chhedta hai...

Youths

youth now a days are getting worst..
I was in temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigaratte from the aarti..
I was shocked n dropped my Beer bootle..

Wise saying

Wise saying..
if u dont succeed in first try...
then erase the proof tht u evr tried..
self respect bhi koi cheej hoti hai..

Break Up Tip

"Breakup tip"
how 2 create d biggest doubt in ur lover's mind 4 urself!!?
Very Simple..
just suddenly msg dem ..
"I luv u too"..
Game over..

Stress Test

Stress test:
1> Which mouse has 2 legs?


Mickey mouse..


2> Which Duck has 2 legs?


If ur ans is Donald Duck, then dude U r under stress,
coz every duck hav 2 legs..

love

Earlier
luv started with eyes, grew with gifts,and ended with tears...
Now...
Luv starts 4m Cellphone, grows with msgs & ends wid
"D customer u r calling is busy on anodr call.."

CID

CID Joke..
Usse pyar mat karo koi hope nahi hai.. Wah wah..
Usse pyar mat karo koi hope nahi hai..
Popat banaya tere ko, Yeh CID wala joke nahi hai,...

mohabbat

Zindagi itni tanha kyun hoti hai..
Sabko kismat se sikayat kyun hoti hai..
yeh kismat bhi ajib khel khelti hai...
jise pana hai mushkil, mohabbat usi se kyun hoti hai..

Santa and Photo

Santa rishte ki liye photo khichwa raha tha,
Pichhe ek gadha bhi tasweer mein aa gaya,
Santa ne likhkar bheja: "IAM ON RIGHT SIDE" ;)

Friday, October 22, 2010

Office mein sher

Santa: Tu office mein sher bankar ghumta hai to ghar mein kya ho jata hai..
Banta: Sher to main ghar mien bhi rahta hu bas upar "Durga Mata" Sawar ho jati hain... :)
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