Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Cup of sugar

The door bell rings.Banta's wife opened the door....
Santa: Good morning aunt.Mummy has asked for a cup of sugar.
Banta's Wife: ok.what else did she say?
Santa: If that stupid,selfish doesn't give get it from Sweety aunt.

pocket calculator

Shopkeeper: sir, Do u want a POCKET CALCULATOR.?
Santa: No thanks. I know how many pockets I have..!

Height of technical overdose

A computer software engineer, falling from the roof of a building shouts..
....... F1 F1  F1 f1...instead of help help...

Student Teacher

Science teacher: agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye to usko kiss karo turant hosh mein aa jayegi
Student: sir, magar usko behosh kaise kiya jaye??

Height of escapism


prof: whr is ur assignment??
student: sir, I lost it while fighting with students who said that
you were not the best prof in college....

Always remember

Always remember...
when he cancels a date it's because " he has to" but when she cancels a date
it's b'coz " she has two"..

yehi hai dosti

rabba dukh na dena mere is dost ko...chahe mujhe sukhon ka pahad dede..
nayi cycle par ghoome dost mera, mujhe bhale hi purani honda city car dila de..

Dosti

dosti phool se karoge to mehak jaoge..sawan se karoge to bheeg jaoge..
suraj se karoge to ja jaoge..
* Hum * se karoge to sudhar jaoge..

Importance of kiss

Kiss is a key of love, love is a lock of marriage, marriage is a box of childrens
childrens are future of india, so start kissing and develop India.

Santa Again

A man jumped in water, n didn't returned, after that another man jumped in water
n was also not seen... A santa watching all this, concluded that....

"Human beings are soluble in water..."

Meaning of friendship

A 5yr old boy asked his friend : what is friendship?
She replied: friendship is wen u rob my chocolates everyday frm my bag
& I still keep it in d same place.

Smoking

Train mein ek larke ne cigarete jalai, to pas mein baithe aadmi ne usse kaha : Cigarete
ke dhuwaein se meri tabiyat kharab hone lagti hai...
larka bola: To phir ap smoking kyun karte hain..

Teri judai

Boy:: teri judai mein neend udati hai chain khota hai, jan jati hai dil rota hai,
kuchh -kuchh hota hai.....
Girl: Dr. ko dikha lo, swine flu aise hi hota hai...!!!

maths teacher to santa

teacher: how can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally??

Santa: juice banake de do madam...

santa's theory

moon is more important than sun because it gives light at night when light is needed
& SUN gives light during day when light is not needed..

premi to premika

premi to premika : Darling, mujhe tumari ankhon me sari duniya dikhai deti hai..
pichhe se ek buddha bola : hamari gaiya nahi mil rahi.. dikhe to batana..


importance of 1

1 stone is enough to break a glass..
1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart ..
1 second is enough is 2 fall in love and
1 sms is enough is 2 keep relations in touch..


killing an ant

Que. how to kill an ant ? asked in exam for 8 marks..
Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar & keep it outside the ant;s home..
after eating ant will search 4 water.. !
somewhere near water tank push ant into it..!
now ant will go 2 dry herself near fire..!
when it reaches near fire put a bomb into fire ..
then admit wounded ANT in ICU and remove oxygen mask
from it's mouth & kill the ant!!! :) :)
Humse panga , 8 marks ke liye khud ko mar de chiti kya chij hai!!
 haha haha ..:)

Happy independence day

Freedom in mind, faith in words..
Pride in our souls, Let's salute nation on Independence day!!

Happy engineers day

we are cheaters, but don't cheat manners!
we hate study, but love technology!
we flirt with flirters, but love lovers!
we don't have books in hand, but have revolutionary ideas in mind!
world can't change us, but WE CAN CHANGE THE WHOLE WORLD!!
 Meet us ...

We are ENGINEERS...
HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY!!! :)

engineers day!!

When I was kid I used to say: " main bada hoke engineer banunga"... At that time I was proud and parents were in tension ...
& now they are proud and I am in tension after becoming engg..
Happy engineers Day!!

Red Tomato

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Happy Birthday Wishes


Shadow of yesterday have faded away

Sun has reappeared it’s a brand new day

Birds singing their song loud & clear

Announcing to the world a new day is here

Wishing you contentment and peace along the way

Happy Birthday !!
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