mitti ko angreji mein kehta hai clay..
Dhyan dijiye..
mitti ko angreji mein kehta hai clay..

Let's the music play...!!

FISH

What do you call a fish without an Eye..






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,
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F_SH :)

Tera deedar

Jab Jab Hota hai tera deedar, Dil dharakta hai baar baar.........
Jab Jab Hota hai tera deedar, Dil dharakta hai baar baar.........

Kyonki adat se majboor ho tum, JAANE KAB MAANG LO UDHAAR........

MAATHE PAR LAHU ......SIR PAR REIT......

MAATHE PAR LAHU ......SIR PAR REIT...... WAH WAH

..kyoki ladki ne phool maara ---  GAMLE SAMET.....

woh subah ki thandak...

woh taulliye ki khushbu........

woh shampoo ki bottle.....

woh dhuley hue kapron ka sukoon..


tum kya jaano............

YE TO SIRF NAHANE WALE JAANTE HAI........

Santa in hotel

Santa : Mai yaha nahi rahunga. Mere paise wapas karo. Itana chota Hotel Room maine pahle kabhi nahi dekha. Aur room mai sirf ek stool !! Mujhe kya jaanwar samajh rakha hai ?

Waiter : Sir, Relax !! Room mai to chaliye . Ye to LIFT hai ...

CID PJ

tere pyar ka saya mujh par aysa chaya

wah wah
...
tere pyar ka saya mujh par aysa chaya

acp bola:
daya zara bandhuk pakadna mai su su kar k aya

Killer PJ

Aapki iss smile ne sara jahan hila diya,
Aapki iss smile ne sara jahan hila diya,
Koma se jage mariz ko, dara ke phir se sula diya

Santa and Doctor

Santa said to doctor: Poore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bahut dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray...
when he checked Xray, he found fracture in “Ungli”.

Santa and Englishman

A ship was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Sardar and Teacher

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

sardar and miss

Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Girl is deaf

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new !!

Student Teacher

Principal to students: You should sleep 7 hours a day...
Student: But sir college is for only 6 hours.. :)

Funny Insult

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue..
Monkey like you should be kept in Zoo..

Don't feel so angry, you'll find me there too,
Not in cage, but outside laughing at you... :) :)

husband wife

What is the next thing a husband has to do after winning arguments with his wife???


Apologize... :)

Shadi ka asar

abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,
subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,
muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana.
gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,
dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,
saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.
 

5 saal baad…….

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko
school chodte hue jana…………..
ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,
kya baat hai abhi tak chodi nahi charpai,

agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.
na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge

Bachelors life ka utha lo ab to MAJA!
Warna pata nahi Kab shadi ban jaye ek SAJA !!!

Student Teacher

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher.

Gujju Joke

Q :- Why won’t the gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
A :- The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for ‘Kesh’

Keemti cheez

U tho hum kisi ka picha nahi karte,
darde dil diya or liya nahi karte,
ittfak ki baat hai ye dil tujh par aagya,
warna itne keemti cheez kisi ko diya nahi karte

Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmo par na ja
Mere seenay main kaye aur bhi ghum paltay hain
Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar
Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain

Dead fly in food

A man shouted server for he found a dead fly in his food.

server calmely said sir, 'See! Your chiken fry has dead chiken,your fish fry has dead fish.

 when you are accepting all these things why you are shouting for a small dead fly?" :)

Visitor and Peon

A visitor came to an office and before entering into the manager's cabin,
he asked the peon who sat near the enterance,
"Is there anybody inside?"
Peon told 'yes'.
Visitor waited for half an hour no person coming out of the room
and asked the peon 'Hare! who is inside?'
Peon calmely said 'Who! manager only"!!

Where is Africa?

Father:Ram! what have you studied in school this day?
Son: Dad! Teacher asked me 'where is Africa?'
Father:Oh!silly!Are they searching the africa still? My teacher also asked the same question in my schooldays!

Where is amerika??

Teacher: Hari, Tell me where is america?
Hari: I dont know teacher!
Teacher:Stand up on the bench
Hari:(after standing on the Bench)Teacher from here also I dont know!

Any Great man

One Tourist From USA asked 2 Indian-Any great man born in this village?
Man-No sir,Only small babies.

AASMA PAR HONGE TOW BHI LAUT KAR AAYENGE

EHSAAS BAHUT HOGA JAB CHOR KE JAYENGE
ROENGE BAHUT MAGAR AANSOO NAHI AAYENGE
JAB SAATH KOI NA DE TOW AWAAZ HAME DENA
AASMA PAR HONGE TOW BHI LAUT KAR AAYENGE

Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota

Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.

Phhol ki kahani

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.