Tuesday, June 15, 2010

ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah

Santa, oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?
Banta, mandir,
Santa, vo kaise?
Banta, kyounki waha ladki ke pairon me chhapal nahin hoti.

Shayri


Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe, Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe...
Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise, Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe

Miss you

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me, ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai ....
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aaoge, hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

Dariya Wafao ka

Darya wafao ka kabhi rukta nahi.....
Mohabbat me insaan kabhi jhukta nahi.....
Hum chup hain kisi ki khushi ke liye.....
aur wo sochte hain dil hamara dukhta nahi....!!

Love story

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Se Har Roj Bus Stop Pe Kehta Tha , "E Janaseen Parda Utha Meri Mohhabat Kabul Kar Jalwa Dikha".

Ladka Har Roj Kehta Tha Par Ladki Kuch Kahe Bina Hi Chali Jati Thi,

Ek Din Woh Ladka Nai Aya, To Ladki Ne Uske Dosto Se Puchha To Pata Chala Ki Woh Mar Gaya Hai,

To Use Dukh Hua Aur Uski Kabar Pe Jakar Kehti Hai,

letter from a sardarji mother to his son at school ...

Pyaarey Puttar,
Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow because I
know you can't read fast. We don't live where we
did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles
from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to
give you the address as the last sardar who stayed
in this house took the numbers with them for their
next house, so they wouldnt have to change their
address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing
machine. I'm not sure it works too well, last week
I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I
HAVE NOT SEEN THEM SINCE.

Maa Ki Dua

Maa ki ek dua zindagi bana degi,
khud royegi magar aapko hasaa degi,
kabi bhool kar bhi maa ko na rulana,
ek choti si badDua pura arsh hila degi

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Gaur farmaiye

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

Kana Ladka


Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
???????????????


Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............

Romie ne Juliet se kaha

Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach
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Romio ne juliet se  kaha ek sach
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.Asali masale sach sach
 MDH.....MDH ...!

Yashomati Maiya se Bole nand lala

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"

PJ

Arz kiya hai…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
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Ki   Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya…

Shayri PJ

Arz kiya hai…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
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Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Offer valid till stocks last..  :-)

PJ on AD

mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

Filmy PJ

Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ....
raat ki matki phode...

PJ

woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun

Latest PJ

Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...

Deadly PJ


Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"

Horror movies of IT Sector

Deadline

Wo Akhri Mail………………

Masoom Coder- A Life in trouble

9 Ghante 15 Minute

Ichadhari Bug

Prod Release ki Raat

Do Hazar Code Ke Neeche

REGRESSION - RELOADED

0 Bug – Mano ya na Mano…………….!!!

I know what you CODED last summer

Adam khor developer

I still know what you CODED last summer

Coding- The mystery continues…

Darinda manager, tadapta developer ... !!!!

Andha code … !!!

Gayab coder – A murder mystery.. !!!

Zahreela food court .. !!!

Recession – Jaani dushman

--- Appraisal Ki Pyaas
--- Badla Developer Ka
--- Tester Bana Shaitaan
--- Manager ki Cheekh
---Client Ka Qaher!!!!!!!! !!!
---Viraana Cubicle!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Last but not the least

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Khooni Client Call

Enginner's Day


You can be a Doctor and save lives…
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives…
You can be a Soldier and protect lives…

But why play with others’ lives???

So we simply became engineers to screw up our own lives;
HAPPY ENGINEER'S DAY!! [:)]

Monday, June 14, 2010

Mohabbat ki shama

Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.

Happy Married life

Life bestows love’s blessing,
On a very special few.
And I believe it happened,
When life encountered you.
You are a perfect couple,
In a marriage that is blessed;
May your love shine like a beacon,
A guide for all the rest.

Romantic Marriage wishes

Your marriage is a beautiful celebration of your love and commitment to each other...
May your happiness together grow deeper, your friendship stronger,
and your romance sweeter through all the days and years of your life....
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