Monday, March 29, 2010

kanjoos

master: kanjoos bole to kaun?
st: hum chahe jitne bhi 'sms' kare uska 'reply' jo na kare vo..
master: uska ek example do,..
st: apki beti..

SMS of the yr 2010


wo mujhse meri GF ka pata poochhta hai..
kitna pagal hai apne hi ghar ka pata puchhta hai..

kisi din teri nazro se dur

kisi din teri nazro se dur ho jayenge hum..
dur fizaon mein kahin kho jayenge hum..
meri yadon se lipat kar rone aoge tum..
jab zamin ko odh k so jayenge hum..

Murjha Jate hai phool

Murjha Jate hai phool par bahar wahi hai,
badal jate hain mausam par dinwahi hai..
mana ki bichhar jaten hai log par aankho me intjar wahi hai..

Kabhi kabhi

Kabhi kabhi...
..
mere dil mein khyal aata hai..
.
.
.
.
Kya dhoondh rahe ho..??
.
.
AAJ  nahi aaya
Kaha na !! Kabhi kabhi hi aata hai..

Late kyu ho?

Teacher: Late kyu ho? School 8 baje suru hota hai..
Boy: ap meri fikar na kiya karo, school suru kar liya karo..
Govt. school ke bachche kisi ko ghaseet ke school le ja rahe the..
Bujurg: isko chhor do ye khud schhol aayega..
Boy: Ye student nahi school ka master hai..

Machhar mara

Maa- aj school se inti jaldi kaise aa gaye..
Golu: Machhar mara to teacher ne chhutti de di.
Ma: Aisa kyu?
Golu: Machhar teacher ke Gaal par baitha tha..

Characterless!! ;)

ajkal ladkiyon ke DRESS
kabhi yahan se Less...
Kabhi wahan se Less..
Kabhi Sleeveless to..
Kabhi Backless.. aur
koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to
"Kutta Kamina Sala Characterless..!! "

Sardar's Promotion

Sardar got promotion from clerk to manager..
He went home & told his wife, in new style..
Wife behosh!!!!
..
..
Aisa kya bola..
..
..
Tu aj rat se MANAGER K sath soyegi..

Love letter by a brilliant maths student

A Love letter by a brilliant maths student to his GF..
My sweet 'straight line', yesterday I was passing by ur 'rectangular' house in
'trigonometric' lane ..
There my eyes with 'positive slope' felt 'orthogonally' on ur cute 'circular' face', 'canonical nose' & 'spherical' eyes.
Before seeing u my heart was a 'null set', but when a 'vector' from ur eyes at deviation of
'theta radians' made a 'tangent' to my heart, I got differentiated.
My luv 4 u is 'quadratic eqn' with 'real roots'.  Now you can only 'integrate' me back to my life..  with my love 'tending to infinity' Hence proved..

U r good

Life is small, live it!!
If anger is injurious dump it!!
Troubles are momentary, Face it !!
memories are sweet, cherish it..!
U r good I agree, but I am too good acept it..

"Ande" ki Qeemat

Golu: Hamara beta nalayak hai hamesha test mein anda lata hai..
wife tum kya jano "Ande" ki Qeemat.. pata hai aajkal 50 rs ke darjan milte hain..

Friday, March 19, 2010

bapu ne bola hai..

"Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare, tumhe promotion na de,

tum kam karte raho....

sirf kam hi nehi zada kam karo......

Promotion ki ummed na karo.......

Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.

Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega"

Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile,

To uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur kehna.......


I am resigning; others will also do the same

if u don’t ,,,,,

GET  WELL SOON  MAMU

pappu pass ho gaya

School mein ishq ka naya mahaul taiyar ho gaya..
class ki teacher ko pappu se pyar ho gaya..
is bat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya..
sari class fail... aur...
pappu pass ho gaya..

apke hi charche

apke hi charche har gali mein hain..
har ladki ke dil mein apke liye pyar hai..
ye koi chamatkar nahi time hi aisa hai..
kyunki kuchh hi dino mein rakhi ka tyohar hai..

tumhare liye

Mein tumhare liye sab kuchh karta..
magar mujhe kam tha..
mein tumhare liye doob ke marta..
magar mujhe jukham tha..!!

dosti

har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti..
Jindagi gamon se door nahi hoti..
Ae dost,dosti sanjokar rakhna..
dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti..

tumhare khyalon mein

Jab khamosh ankhon se bat hoti hai..
aise hi mohabbat ki shurauat hoti hai..
Tumhare hi khyalon mein khoye rahte hain..
pata nahi kab din aur kab rat hoti hai..

dreaming

If dreaming is the only way to be with you,
Then Ill never open my eyes..

Dreaming of you

I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew
I'd be dreaming of you...
But I woke up this morning with a smile because you weren't a dream

Monday, March 1, 2010

Happy Holi


Holi tyohar hai Rang aur Bhaang ka

Hum sab yaaron ka

Ghar mein aaye mehmano ka

Gali mein gali walon ka

Mohalle mein mahoul waalo ka

Desh mein deshwalo ka.

Boora naa maano Holi hai Holi hai bhai Holi hai!
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