Monday, September 14, 2009

Happy FriendshipDay

friendship is not a rose that lives for a day,
its a tree that grows forever,
so keep watering the tree daily with the water called remembrance,
happy friendship day..

Happy Friendship day

friendship is not history to forget,
not maths to calculate..
not a language to learn,
it's only the chemistry that reacts
between 2 hearts.
happy freindship day..

Friday, September 4, 2009

SMS

Unki Gali Se Hum Nikle, Ajeeb Ittefaq Tha, Phool To Feka Unho Ne, Lekin Gamla Bhi Sath Tha.

1000 mein EK

Wife: Mere Irade Bade Nek Hai, Aap 1000 Mein Ek Hain...
Husbnd: Mera Dimag Bada Tez Hai, Pehle Yeh Bata, Baki 999 Kaun.Hai

Kya din the

Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karate the….
par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the…

Hath Peele

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dheloe ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

HANGMAN

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says,
"Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the Bed room!"
His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there.
Angrily, she says,
"Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand"
"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. Actually he hanged himself in the living Room."

Jaan

Dil cheez hai kya jana,
yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai,
jaan Ie mat lena,
kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai
[:)] [:)]

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Fridge ya bathroom

minku: mummy mummy kal rat jadu ho gaya!!! Meine Bathroom ka darwaja khola to light  apne aap jal gayi...
mummy: Buddhu tu phir fridge mein susu kar aaya...

old S.E.

Old software engineers never die...
they Just "REBOOT".
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