Thursday, July 30, 2009

April Foooooooool

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooool
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31st March Or 1st April
Fool is Fool doesn't matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools !!!!
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

******* Happy April Fool Day *******

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I want U to know dat U are very important 2 me, It's impossible 4 me 2 live without U even 4 a second!U r my life & I can feel U everywhere. DON'T MIND Iam TALKING ABT OXYGEN.

******* Happy April Fool Day *******

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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMORS.

******* Happy April Fool Day *******

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Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi to is jeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum..

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n hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
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FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

Have a nice foolish day ahead….
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Dil Mein Chhupaya

Aapko Lagta Hai Ke Humne Aapko Bhula Rakha Hai
Aap Nahi Jaante Dil Mein Kahi Chupa Rakha Hai

Dekh Na Le In Aankhon Me Aapko Koi
Isliye Palko Ko Bhi zhuka Rakha Hai

Baris ke pani ko

Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo.
Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hai
Aur jitna na samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hai.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Unki julfen

Baith kar unki julfon k saye me,
swarg jaisa anand aaya,
kambakhat uske baap ne dekh liya,
shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya.

Bewafa

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharmile Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling…Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

website links

http://www.indiblogger.in/(For Ranking of Blogs)

if u sneeze once

If U sneeze once,
Think I'm remembering you.
If you sneeze twice,
Think I want to Meet U.
If U sneeze thrice,
Think I'm Missing You.
4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !

a boy can do everything for girl

Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again

Funny Shayri

Mushkurana har ladki ki adaa hai,
Gaur farmana, Mushkurana har ladki ki adaa hai,
Use jo mohabbat samjh le, wo sabse bada gadha hai.

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Fizaon me tum,
Hawaaon me tum,
Baharon me rum,
Ghaton me tum,
Dhoop me tum,
Chhaon me tum,
Sach suna tha....
Buri AATMA ka koi thikana nahi hota.

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Msg na karke dil tod diya mera,
ab mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puchhe rog kya tha,
to nazre jhuka k apni Kanjusi bata dena.

Imagine ur self in a Sprite Ad

Your Colleague: Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !!

Naye equipments dekh....

Naye projects seekh.....

Fatafat datasheets kar......

Overtime kar after 6:00.... like me....!

Do something gooood man !!

You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga ..

Your Colleague:
Impression!!! Appraisal !!!

Har appraisal main tu No 1!

Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks

You: Phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Engineer ban jaayega..Phir Lead Engineer !!!

Phir Senior Manager!! One day U will be a

Director of the Company man !!

You : Acchha to phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !

Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.


You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon????

"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.

Hard Work hai waste, trust only copy-paste "

Subject: How to catch a Lion?

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion.

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Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and
will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.

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Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

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Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

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Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.

The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

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Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while
it's sleeping !

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Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.

Keep murmuring something in its ears.

The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

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Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... Ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

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Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. And kill it in a good scenic location.
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Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. The Lion will drop
dead just watching!
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Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
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George bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!
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Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion tired and surrenders

What is confidence????

A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.

One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why
he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight,

he replies :
"If it is the same software thats developed by my company's IT systems department, this plane won't even take off." !!!!

That is called Confidence!!!

Shayri's

Kyun jaagty ho?
Kya sochty ho?
Kuch humse kaho,
Tanha na rho,
Socha na karo,

Ab raat ki aankhen bheeg chaleen
or chand b hai chup jane ko.

Kuch dair mein shabnam ayegi
Pholon ki piyaas bujhane ko

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